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CCA
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14th Jan 05 at 13:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ive got my learn direct tutor coming in this afternoon an im meant to be showing her the work ive done since november, thing is ive not done any of it

What can i use as an excuse to put her off till she next comes in an ill have caught up by then

Please help
Ally
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14th Jan 05 at 13:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Your a failure, you havent done your work, your sorry but you'll do it all for when she comes down next ...
Colin
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Up the duff......start crying aswell
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is your teacher male of female?
CCA
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14th Jan 05 at 13:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kolin
Up the duff......start crying aswell


An when she comes back in 2 months to check again
CCA
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quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
is your teacher male of female?


female
a bitch as well
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by CuteCorsaAngel
quote:
Originally posted by Kolin
Up the duff......start crying aswell


An when she comes back in 2 months to check again


Lost the baby.........start crying even more
CCA
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14th Jan 05 at 13:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kolin
quote:
Originally posted by CuteCorsaAngel
quote:
Originally posted by Kolin
Up the duff......start crying aswell


An when she comes back in 2 months to check again


Lost the baby.........start crying even more


Cant do that anyway cos my mum works for the same company, dont think it'd go down well thanks tho
TNM
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14th Jan 05 at 13:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Tell her you were taken by Kolin Night in his car when he had a 'Grooovy' mullet and you only came back to the land of the living yesterday

[Edited on 14-01-2005 by TNM]
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quote:
Originally posted by Kolin
quote:
Originally posted by CuteCorsaAngel
quote:
Originally posted by Kolin
Up the duff......start crying aswell


An when she comes back in 2 months to check again


Lost the baby.........start crying even more




get one of your mates to call you and pretend that its an emgerancy call because one of your family members is off to hospital or something and just leg it out of the door etc etc
Colin
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Tell her you've got a new boyfriend and been getting beefed 24/7 and not had the time
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
Tell her you were taken my Kolin Night in his car when he had a 'Grooovy'mullet and you only came back to the land of the living yesterday


Yeah tell her you were kidnapped
CCA
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quote:
Originally posted by Dom


get one of your mates to call you and pretend that its an emgerancy call because one of your family members is off to hospital or something and just leg it out of the door etc etc


Again, my mum works for the same company!!
CCA
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Originally posted by Ally
Your a failure, you havent done your work, your sorry but you'll do it all for when she comes down next ...


Might just go for this
hope it works
Dom
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14th Jan 05 at 13:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CuteCorsaAngel
quote:
Originally posted by Dom


get one of your mates to call you and pretend that its an emgerancy call because one of your family members is off to hospital or something and just leg it out of the door etc etc


Again, my mum works for the same company!!


fuck your mum, i would be more worried about that lass thats coming to dish out some spanks
just say you havnt done it and that you will have it done ASAP...its the only thing you can do
CCA
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14th Jan 05 at 14:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Shit, im well screwed
feel like im back at college thinking of excuses for not having my work done
TNM
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14th Jan 05 at 14:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by CuteCorsaAngel
Shit, im well screwed
feel like im back at college thinking of excuses for not having my work done


Fuck it just flash her some flange
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14th Jan 05 at 14:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CuteCorsaAngel
Ive got my learn direct tutor coming in this afternoon an im meant to be showing her the work ive done since november, thing is ive not done any of it

What can i use as an excuse to put her off till she next comes in an ill have caught up by then

Please help


Come round mine so i can bore out your front and reat betteh's

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Originally posted by CuteCorsaAngel
Shit, im well screwed
feel like im back at college thinking of excuses for not having my work done


you could be well screwed if you come round mine
CCA
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14th Jan 05 at 14:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Half Pint
quote:
Originally posted by CuteCorsaAngel
Shit, im well screwed
feel like im back at college thinking of excuses for not having my work done


you could be well screwed if you come round mine

Dont think id have time before she gets here
Tom
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14th Jan 05 at 14:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
go home sick

then come and take my big fat schlong up your wrongen
TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
go home sick

then tim can come and take my big fat schlong up his wrongen



Half Pint
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14th Jan 05 at 14:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CuteCorsaAngel
quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
quote:
Originally posted by CuteCorsaAngel
Shit, im well screwed
feel like im back at college thinking of excuses for not having my work done


you could be well screwed if you come round mine

Dont think id have time before she gets here


your only in surry, not too far from kent/london
Simon
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14th Jan 05 at 14:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
dont answer the door? go out and forget shes coming
Half Pint
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just wack out your vag and start playing with yourself, see if she helps out of leaves

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