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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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4th Apr 05 at 16:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Idiot around my area has a 1.6 GSi Nova, white one stupid black tints, neon washer jets, venoms, you get the picture.

Anyway a long time ago when I first got my car on the road I had a race with him off a series of lights when I had my SPi fuel pump and it was slower, beat him anyway but only by the time I got to third gear.

6 months later my mates girlfriend sees the owner up the pub, says he races me all the time and beats me all the time, he told her he has a 2.0 16v Turbo , now I know the car as it had a MOT at the same place as mine on the same day and it needed £500 worth of welding doing to it, its a right dog.

What this bloke fails to realise is that my mates girlfriend is going to tell me

So next time I see this c4nt I'm gonna make him feel very small.
Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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4th Apr 05 at 16:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yeah make him feel small, point at him and laugh at him cos he drives a nova!
R Lee
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4th Apr 05 at 16:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
dreamers...
Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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4th Apr 05 at 16:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Blow me
TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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4th Apr 05 at 16:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Blow me


*shlurp**shlurp**shlurp**shlurp**shlurp**shlurp*
poole
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Sheffield, UK Drives: 2.5 v6 Calibra
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4th Apr 05 at 16:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CrazyCarlo
yeah make him feel small, point at him and laugh at him cos he drives a nova!
CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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4th Apr 05 at 16:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fookin hate bullshitters, there's one guy I knew said the world was gonna collapse into chaos last month, signalling the beginning of the end. I didn't notice it tho...
Dan B
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4th Apr 05 at 17:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Fookin hate bullshitters, there's one guy I knew said the world was gonna collapse into chaos last month, signalling the beginning of the end. I didn't notice it tho...

Damn, as soon as I saw the thread-topic and Ojc starting it, I immediately thought of posting the exact same thing!
3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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5th Apr 05 at 08:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
NOVA war
leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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5th Apr 05 at 08:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Kool
vibrio
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Registered: 28th Feb 01
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5th Apr 05 at 09:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sorry but I started laughing when I read the word nova
MatthewR
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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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5th Apr 05 at 09:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What are u gonna do olly? Race him again? Go greease lightning style
Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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5th Apr 05 at 09:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yeah, I am going to wear leather pants.
3CorsaMeal
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5th Apr 05 at 09:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
get a novataken rear sticker

so he knows
Ojc
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5th Apr 05 at 09:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm gonna get my cock out.
Ditch
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Registered: 29th Nov 02
Location: St Albans Drives: JDM Celica GT4 WRC
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5th Apr 05 at 10:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
@ novataken
3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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25th May 11 at 14:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
bet the guy doesn't even have a ring sticker

who does he think he is messing with
sc0ott
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25th May 11 at 15:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
3corsameal, you talk like youre one of the jersey shore crew.
Russ
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25th May 11 at 15:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
theres this lad on here who does every button up on his Bit Ste polo's and has 4-2-1 bowl system
DaveyLC
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25th May 11 at 15:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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3CorsaMeal
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25th May 11 at 15:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
3corsameal, you talk like youre one of the jersey shore crew.



i call myself TrollApp
Ingham
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Registered: 9th May 08
Location: Burnley, Lancashire
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25th May 11 at 15:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
6 year fucking bump
brebaz
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Location: newcastle
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25th May 11 at 15:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ingham
6 year fucking bump


If a new member done that, shit would hit the fan, but since its a old man its fine??
3CorsaMeal
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25th May 11 at 15:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thanks for confirming
Ingham
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Registered: 9th May 08
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25th May 11 at 17:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by brebaz
quote:
Originally posted by Ingham
6 year fucking bump


If a new member done that, shit would hit the fan, but since its a old man its fine??



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