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JadeM
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Tom
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you jock
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just
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Andrew
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LMFAO
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Pretty funny them!
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Bitch & Hoe is my favourite.
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JadeM
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I like the mellons / Pricks one best

This also cracks me up - Clicky
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its like the videos off www.rathergood.com
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Excellent :Thumbs:
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JadeM
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>>>Acouple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to
>>>consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband,
>>>"I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
>>>
>>>The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
>>>The wife
>>>continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
>>>"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods."
>>>"Tiger Woods, the golfer?" "Yeah."
>>>"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to
>>>bed
>>>with him."
>>>
>>>The husband and wife then make passionate love.
>>>When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the
>>>telephone.
>>>"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
>>>The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service
>>>and
>>>get something to eat."
>>>"Tiger wouldn't do that."
>>>"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
>>>"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
>>>The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love
>>>a second time.
>>>
>>>When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what
>>>are you doing?" she asks.
>>>The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room
>>>service
>>>to get something to eat."
>>>"Tiger wouldn't do that."
>>>"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
>>>"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
>>>The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one
>>>more time.
>>>
>>>When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the
>>>phone and starts to dial.
>>>The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
>>>
>>>"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this
>>>damn
>>>hole."
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quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
I like the mellons / Pricks one best

This also cracks me up - Clicky





'tis like a 'how to' beginners guide to responding to posts on CS.
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LMCAO @ Jade.
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that joke, was great
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i was gonna put some sarcastic picture in this thread, but that last joke about tiger woods was quite good
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fan and vacume cleaner one made me laugh

Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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there ace
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Haha

 
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