gavin18787
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Was coming down the A127 on the way back from the SE grasshopper meet and very nearly ended up in a sticky situation 
For those that know the road heading towards southend there is a funny half roundabout thing followed by a retail park. I was going along in the inside lane at about 50 - 60mph when all of a sudden a load of chavs aged about 15/16 run accross the road in front of me 
So i end up braking as hard as possible and swerving into the outside lane to avoid one of them. I then ended up in a massive slide due to locking up and it been wet but managed to correct it. Just caught the outside kerb though and now have a big kerb mark on my alloy but i consider that very lucky. I was lucky in the sense that:
> there was no one directly behind me to hit me when i braked
>there was no one in the outside lane to hit
>I have a slow car and was only cruising at about 50-60ish
Otherwise i would have most definatly crashed or killed one of the stupid twats 
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Whittie
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Glad your okay though mate.
They have probably had too much lambreni, and thought it would be cool to jump out infront of you.
[Edited on 07-01-2007 by Whittie]
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gavin18787
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think its cause there was a gap in front of me 
Fosters by the breif glimpse i had 
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Jake
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shouldnt have slowed down to be fair
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JM_16v
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u were looking at the young chavettes werent u 
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gavin18787
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yes
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Sam
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How weird, the same sort of thing happened to me on the A127 the other night as well, was in Basildon visiting a friend (and a slut in Billericay afterwards LOL but that's another story...), anyway going on that road to head back up to the M25 when these two fucktards crossed the road, it was raining and about 1am as well!
Also, that half roundabout thing is so bloody pointless - either make it a roundabout again or make it into a straight bit of road!
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SVM 286
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Know it well Gav.
Naughty little junction.
Next time -
1) Change down
2) flat out
3) Full beam
4) Lean on horn
5) Eyes on the prize mate
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Gary
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
Know it well Gav.
Naughty little junction.
Next time -
1) Change down
2) flat out
3) Full beam
4) Lean on horn
5) Eyes on the prize mate
PMSL
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gavin18787
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
Know it well Gav.
Naughty little junction.
Next time -
1) Change down
2) flat out
3) Full beam
4) Lean on horn
5) Eyes on the prize mate
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D1 DDH
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you swerved for a chav?
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Kerry
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You should of rung the police
The next time someone might not be so lucky
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SVM 286
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It's similar to the principle of NASCAR drivers aiming for the middle of a collision on the banked section of an oval circuit and flooring it. The theory is the cars will have rolled out of the way by the time they arrive on the scene.
If the Essex scummers have any sense of self preservation they will have moved from the point they were at, by the time you get there.
If not...
...well, you've just got to clean some mushed chav of your car and there's at least one less chav in the world.
Winner either way
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gavin18787
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
How weird, the same sort of thing happened to me on the A127 the other night as well, was in Basildon visiting a friend (and a slut in Billericay afterwards LOL but that's another story...), anyway going on that road to head back up to the M25 when these two fucktards crossed the road, it was raining and about 1am as well!
Also, that half roundabout thing is so bloody pointless - either make it a roundabout again or make it into a straight bit of road!
It is a bit pointless so many lorries end up over turned on it or losing stuff off the back
People that cross there are a waste of space as they have put up a fence in places and a sign every few meters saying DO NOT CROSS. Doesnt stop them though does it
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SVM 286
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They should install land mines and machine gun nests.
That would stop 'em.
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drax
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Some little cunts skipped out infront of me the other day, in the middle of the road they were, the rest of them stayed there... I dont stop for morons..
you gotta be fucking stupid to get hit by a car
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Butler
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Is that the roundabout where theres a lane to miss it completely? Isnt that a 40 area? lol. Was in southend today.
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gavin18787
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i think you might mean the A13
this is the one that runs parralel. Straight two lane duel carrige way thats national speed limit.
[Edited on 07-01-2007 by gavin18787]
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gavin18787
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or the one thats really near the town center that comes up from the seafront. this was further out near basildon.
[Edited on 07-01-2007 by gavin18787]
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Jules S
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Sounds similar to the biker local to me.....
Young kids playing 'chicken' and he hit one and killed the poor kid.
He's now being dissed for claiming compensation for his bike and injuries
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ed
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You would have done the world a favour if you had run them down. Shame on you
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ed
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Some twat in Gerrards Cross walked out in front of me the other day, just because you're a rich twat doesn't mean to say trafic will stop for you. The look on his face when I blasted my horn at him.
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Rob_Lee
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You mean the old fortune of war roundabout.
Right next the Macdonalds!
haha you always get kids running across rather than using the bridge! Chav cunts!
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Butler
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quote:
Originally posted by gavin18787
i think you might mean the A13
this is the one that runs parralel. Straight two lane duel carrige way thats national speed limit.
[Edited on 07-01-2007 by gavin18787]
Im talking about the a217, is that it?
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Gavin_G
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
They should install land mines and machine gun nests.
That would stop 'em.
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