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Marc
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Trading Standard Officers have ordered the urgent recall of a defective product found to be faulty and dangerous.

Over the Christmas and New Year period, tests proved the components in the product called Chelsea FC would fall apart when placed under the smallest amount of pressure. Consumers first experienced problems last year, when it was noted the product failed to work properly in Europe. Complaints were made about it malfunctioning and then emitting a continuous whining noise usually in Portuguese.

At the time the complaints were ignored. But when the product started falling apart in Britain over Christmas, the Trading Standards Authority took action.

A spokesman warned:

We particularly want to stress to parents that, with Chelsea FC, there is a genuine risk of choking that may end in tears come May.

Despite assurances from the company behind the product that action was taken to correct the faulty parts, including abandoning the use of the highly unpredictable and sub-standard component "roberthuth" malfunctions have continued.

Consumers have been urged to check the small print carefully for the words this product may contain traces of Shevchenko. If that is the case buyers of the product are urged to put it back in its box and return immediately. Shevchenko has been known to cause a severe allergic reaction in many consumers, causing them to shout involuntarily "You useless Ukrainian t**t and "For f*cks sake bring back Carlton Cole."
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God dammit Daniel
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this thread is crap, so i decided to make it more interesting
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dave, is that your missus?
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I fcuking wish

It's Dan's
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I love you dave
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she does have a lovely bum i must admit.
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It's actually the most inviting bottom i've seen via this website
Jamie Walby
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I havent actually ever seen a more inviting bottom.

I would love to mount that.
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I know, but I am unsure I can believe my thoughts as i'm a thong kind of guy (not into wearing them, often )
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I love a thong also but theres something about those pants.

Fancy taking Dan out the picture so we can Chelsea his missus?
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I would love to, but i'll give you the pleasure of dealing with dan while I fall apart when placed under the smallest amount of pressure
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I meant tap her up
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I have turned a shite thread into a great thread.

Only 2367 more to until I break even....
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gorgeous ass imo
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I'll tap you all up dames (clever mix of dave and james)

I am gonna refer to you two as dames now
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you do that Tom....
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i only came in here to have another look at that lovely bum to be honest.
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