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Jeff: Did I tell you about my new girlfriend?
Jeremy: No.
Jeff: She has both male and female parts.
Jeremy: You mean like a hermaphrodite?
Jeff: No, I mean she has a pussy AND a brain.
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how degrading. funny though
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I had a good one, I've forgotten it though
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Matt

Think of it quickly Robin.
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Ok.

A duck walks into a bar and says - "got any bread?"
The barman replies - "Nope, sorry"
Duck says - "Got any bread?"
Barman says - "No"
Duck says - "Got any bread?"
Barman says - "No, we haven't got any fucking bread, you dumb bird"
Duck says - "Got any bread?"
Barman says - "If you fucking ask again, I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar"
Duck says - "Got any nails?"
Barman says - "No"
Duck says - "Got any bread?"

It's not as funny as I remember
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That is a piss poor atempt Robin.

Did you make it up?
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i quite liked it
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Yes Whittie, all my own work.




























































No.
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
i quite liked it


I quite like you
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:blocked:

[Edited on 15-01-2007 by andy1868]
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robin robin robin
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
:blocked:

[Edited on 15-01-2007 by andy1868]


Have you actually blocked me?
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
Ok.

A duck walks into a bar and says - "got any bread?"
The barman replies - "Nope, sorry"
Duck says - "Got any bread?"
Barman says - "No"
Duck says - "Got any bread?"
Barman says - "No, we haven't got any fucking bread, you dumb bird"
Duck says - "Got any bread?"
Barman says - "If you fucking ask again, I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar"
Duck says - "Got any nails?"
Barman says - "No"
Duck says - "Got any bread?"

It's not as funny as I remember


My friend told me that once when he was drunk and what made it funnier was the fact he repeated the joke 3 times
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quote:
Originally posted by loubielou
robin robin robin


Pete Pete Pete

My joke was funnier, Robin stole my thunder
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soorry i didnt know your name
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Lies. Mine was betterer.
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now now girls, handbags away
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pete
lol i actually laughed at robins lol. i have a shocking one which was off a penguin once.
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Well I'm to the vets now cos matt just made me SICK to my stomach!
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My handbag is FULLY away.
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Robin, would you help me with a new door if i got one?
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If you came to me, yeah
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OH so I'VE got to do ALLLLLLL the running around





Okay cool!

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