Ben J
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Registered: 31st Jan 05
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An Asian guest in the hotel just asked which way North was so he could pray. I wasn't sure............................ so guessed.
He could be praying facing the wrong way in the morning.......
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sigibbons
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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Harsh but funny. He needs a mat with a built in compass 
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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Tell him once he's finished 
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Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
Harsh but funny. He needs a mat with a built in compass
That could be a good invention, will sell in millions.....I see a gap in the praying mat market
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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Wanna split the profits??
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Craig W
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We have those mates at work, with the built in compass.
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
We have those mates at work, with the built in compass.
Bollocks, there goes that idea.
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Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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he will know in the morning when the sun comes up out of the opposite window.
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Craig W
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We got a new portable compass with a booklet for instructions. Never seen anything like it. We're supposed to read the instructions and pass the knowledge on to those who pray. Unfortunatley, i can't read the instructions
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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Run in first thing and kick him in the arse.
Cant believe the Bolton council gave local asians money to relocate their toilets so they didnt show their backsides to mecca a few years ago.
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Craig W
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Run in first thing and kick him in the arse.
Cant believe the Bolton council gave local asians money to relocate their toilets so they didnt show their backsides to mecca a few years ago.
PMSL
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Colin
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what a joke 
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
We have those mates at work, with the built in compass.
Your mate has a built in compas
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Craig W
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At work, when the prisoner muslims fart in their cell, they press the buzzer so they can wash themselves in the sink. They're allowed to wash their feet in the sinks that other prisoners use to wash their hands with etc.
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
We have those mates at work, with the built in compass.
Your mate has a built in compas
No, his mates have a built in compass...
...they're condoms with directions, so you know where you thrust your schlong 
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ed
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Organized Religion: Keeping people in line for 2007 years.
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tom_simes
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Registered: 12th Jan 05
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by ed
quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
We have those mates at work, with the built in compass.
Your mate has a built in compas
No, his mates have a built in compass...
...they're condoms with directions, so you know where you thrust your schlong
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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I wish I had a built-in compass. I could be the talk of the town...
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