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Dave A

USER UNDER INVESTIGATION - DO NOT TRADE

Registered: 10th Dec 03
Location: County Durham
User status: Offline

3rd Apr 07 at 17:42

does anyone else have to deal with customers as daft as some of the ones I get? for example:

customer: I want to make my 106 gti faster
me: how fast?
customer: faster than it is now as I have already got a "strait froo zorst"
me: what sort of power are you after?
customer: about 170bhp
me: well how about some tb's, cams, management etc and a proper exhaust system?
customer: how much is that?
me: from £2500+ depending what spec you want and what you use the car for
customer: thats loads of money, and I use it for racing
me: ok, well if you are serious about competeing you need to spend the money in the right places, no point skimping
customer: well how come tb's only gain 15 bhp? I already got 155bhp from my 'strait froo' and k&n
me: what kind of racing do you do again?
customer: street racing for money down the seafront
me: erm, ok
customer: can I have a vsport sticker?
me: no

[Edited on 03-04-2007 by Ian]

Dave A

USER UNDER INVESTIGATION - DO NOT TRADE

Registered: 10th Dec 03
Location: County Durham
User status: Offline

3rd Apr 07 at 17:43

followed by lots of wheelspin shrough my nice clean carpark.

Joe

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Registered: 20th Jun 04
Location: Hesketh Bank, Lancashire
User status: Offline

3rd Apr 07 at 17:43

normal garages get as stupid customers too. Must be a nightmare being in the more tuning side of things.

While your here how much to make my S3 500 bhp? I want to be able to do 200mph please.

andyc1234

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Registered: 7th Nov 06
Location: Lancashire
User status: Offline

3rd Apr 07 at 17:43

sound like a nice chap.

RS6

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Registered: 5th Nov 03
Location: with MJ
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3rd Apr 07 at 17:43

2 fast 2 furious theme begins to play...

Jake

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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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3rd Apr 07 at 17:44

thats the problem you get when working with the general public. It only gets worst

fir3vip3r

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Registered: 14th Jun 06
Location: Stevenage, Hertfordshire
User status: Offline

3rd Apr 07 at 17:45

LMAO he actually asked for stickers? what a clown!

andyc1234

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Registered: 7th Nov 06
Location: Lancashire
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3rd Apr 07 at 17:45

i work in a bike shop we get tons of people that were just "riding along" when the bike got folded in half and thrown off a cliff and then they have the cheek to ask if its on warranty.

Dave A

USER UNDER INVESTIGATION - DO NOT TRADE

Registered: 10th Dec 03
Location: County Durham
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3rd Apr 07 at 17:49

and then theres the fuckwits that think that they need to drive in and out of the industrial estate as fast as possible as I might be impressed.

JonnyJ

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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
Location: Scotchland
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3rd Apr 07 at 17:51

Was it Steve

andyc1234

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Registered: 7th Nov 06
Location: Lancashire
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3rd Apr 07 at 17:52

bet u were impressed loads by his wheelspin though. wish my car could do that

abdus

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Registered: 23rd Feb 06
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3rd Apr 07 at 17:53

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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3rd Apr 07 at 18:03

How did it handle the twisties on the way out?

Probably why PTS in Luton have the most ridiculously big speed bumps on the way to their shed thingy.

Dave A

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Registered: 10th Dec 03
Location: County Durham
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3rd Apr 07 at 18:08

I might install a remote controlled stinger operated by a Gatso set at 15mph.

brooooom, flash flash, pop pop pop pop

Marc

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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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3rd Apr 07 at 18:08

quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
Was it Steve

Thats what I was going to ask!

Robin

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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
User status: Offline

3rd Apr 07 at 18:11

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Probably why PTS in Luton have the most ridiculously big speed bumps on the way to their shed thingy.

They are fucking ridiculous.

Planty02

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Registered: 5th Mar 05
Location: Burslem, Stoke-on-Trent
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3rd Apr 07 at 18:12

quote:
Originally posted by Dave A
I might install a remote controlled stinger operated by a Gatso set at 15mph.

brooooom, flash flash, pop pop pop pop

Should have put a vsport sticker over his mouth and directed him to the exit

SportBoy

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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Retford, Nottinghamshire
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3rd Apr 07 at 18:12

mate had a cusomer abit ago that threw away her wheel when it got a flat tyre as she thought you get a new wheel when you buy a tyre lol

Robin

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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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3rd Apr 07 at 18:14

Used to get that all the time when I was a tyre fitter

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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3rd Apr 07 at 18:15

quote:
Originally posted by Robin

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Probably why PTS in Luton have the most ridiculously big speed bumps on the way to their shed thingy.

They are fucking ridiculous.

I know of one person who went there for an exhaust repair, then ripped it off on a speedbump on the way out and had to have it done again

Schlumpfy

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Registered: 2nd Apr 07
Location: Stourbridge, West Midlands
User status: Offline

3rd Apr 07 at 18:21

I work at an MOT station and was dealing with the lady who had just had her 206 MOT'd and it failed. I told her it failed and what on.
Lady - "Right thats fine, i'll get that sorted, how many days do i have for retest?"
Me - "10"
Lady - "Okay" Proceeds to walk out the door
Me - "Excuse me, you still have to pay the MOT fee."
Lady - "You're joking arn't you? Me car just failed so i shouldn't have to!"
Me - "Does this face look like it's joking?"
Lady - "No.."
Me - "Well then, that's £30 then please."
Lady - "Grumble.."

TIMBO1

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Registered: 24th Aug 05
Location: Haslington, Cheshire
User status: Offline

3rd Apr 07 at 18:22

Q.can i have a a vsport sticker...........
A. no

im just imagining this bit of the conversation and it make s me chuckle

mark_gsi

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Registered: 1st Nov 03
Location: Peterlee/darlington
User status: Offline

3rd Apr 07 at 18:28

there are some muppets up our way dave

Warren G

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Registered: 14th May 06
Location: Kent
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3rd Apr 07 at 18:32

customer: well how come tb's only gain 15 bhp? I already got 155bhp from my 'strait froo' and k&n

think he forgot to mention about the +20bhp ebay resistor chip, couldn't be 155bhp otherwise

[Edited on 03-04-2007 by warren.g]

csweatherston

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Registered: 16th Jan 06
Location: Devon
User status: Offline

3rd Apr 07 at 18:34

i dont think you should of gave him any of your time........just point to the door and walk away

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