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SetH
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Over the last few weeks I have made some disturbing observations.

it seems that there has been an outbreak of HWNT's, (Heffers with no tits).

As you may recall from previous published studies it was deemed that a heffer with now tits is an abomination of god. If you are going to have a session on a heffer you expect it to have a nice pair of swinging udders, this is 90% off the attraction over lesser adipose tissue endowed females.

Even more alarmingly but not neccesarily a bad thing is the occurance of 'pert' birds with well stacked juggerage seems to be increasing exponentially. I have observed many slim females that must be suffering from back ache over the last few weeks.

Have there been diverse changes in the gene pool? It seems heffers are losing there boobie DNA.

remember my children, if the gut sticks out more then the juggerage, GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE AND DONT LOOK BACK.
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Seth you crack me up
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I know what you're sayin, Seth.

I don't mind big birds as long as it's in proportion.
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and there I was thinking I posted weird stuff on here....
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
remember my children, if the gut sticks out more then the juggerage, GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE AND DONT LOOK BACK.


LMAO
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I like big birds who are in proportion as well, I fcuking love it I want to smash their faces in.
SetH
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ROFL
SetH
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Rachel H do you approve of this post? does it remind you of the golden years?
Rachel H
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This post is the real shit, not the mamby pamby stuff I have to put up with these days on here.

My days at work used to go so fast when there were loads of threads everyone mocking each other.
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Seth The way to write is very interesting, ever thought of a career change to a publishing editor? I could get you a job
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FPMSL 'Sonia syndrome' is aparant in the northwest also but to a lesser extenet, we have to worry more about TFD (tango face disease), it's a recognised ilness where girls in liverpool look in the mirror and the signals sent from there eyes to their brain removes and trace of orange and they go out looking radioactive
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LMFAO @ tom

'Sonia syndrome', that shall be the offical term for this terrible affliction
Rachel H
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Why is it northern girls are mostly orange?
Tom
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I have explained above you fucking weapon
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could be due to the lack of sun up north so they think they need to tango themselves up?
Tom
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Why is it southerners can't read?
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eh?
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ohh sorry re-read

it's a recognised ilness where girls in liverpool look in the mirror and the signals sent from there eyes to their brain removes and trace of orange and they go out looking radioactive

[Edited on 20-04-2007 by loubielou]
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quote:
Originally posted by dave17
eh?


See, nothing between the ears

Anyway, heffers......
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Loubielou I so want to cuddle you.
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Tom
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how pleasant of you
Rachel H
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When do you want to meet up Loubie?
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quote:

remember my children, if the gut sticks out more then the juggerage, GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE AND DONT LOOK BACK.


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quote:
Originally posted by loubielou
could be due to the lack of sun up north so they think they need to tango themselves up?


says the klingon.

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