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8th Nov 07 at 15:10   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger frantically jumps up, removes all her clothing and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone on this plane who is man enough?"






A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this."
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Oldie but a goldie
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I've seen that on a birthday car, except it was trousers.

Funny all the same though
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