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Tom
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13th Nov 07 at 14:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

HERE

Some funny as fuck ones imo this week.

"You can compare us at the moment to a bit of soft porn - there is an awful lot of foreplay and not a lot going on in the box."
Rochdale manager Keith Hill reflects on their 2-1 home defeat by Stockport

I'll fight him anywhere. I'll fight him in his garden."
Joe Calzaghe is planning to show American great Bernard Hopkins he's the daddy.

"Man United's defensive record is second to none... apart from Liverpool's that is."
Warren Barton on Sky. (Chris Owen, England).]

And the typical david pleat (after his terrible pronunciations last week aswell )

"Liverpool have sent a message to the Liverpool's, the Chelsea's and the Arsenal's."
David Pleat after Liverpool scored eight against Besiktas. Exactly how do you send a message to yourself then, David? (Kenny Lomas, England).

"Of course, Steven Gerrard is one of only a few Liverpool players who never get left out by Rafa. And even he doesn't always get picked."
David Pleat on Rafa's rotation policy during the Liverpool-Besiktas game. (Marky Saunders, UK).





Robbo
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RyanSxi
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STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENTS OF THE WEEK
"Tottenham's box office have announced that all tickets are sold out for next season's league game against Leeds."
Half-time announcer at Stamford Bridge.(Emily, UK).



[Edited on 13-11-2007 by RyanSxi]
strick206
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
HERE

Some funny as fuck ones imo this week.

"Man United's defensive record is second to none... apart from Liverpool's that is."
Warren Barton on Sky. (Chris Owen, England).]




Not exactly second to anyone, we have the same record
dave17
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13th Nov 07 at 16:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENTS OF THE WEEK
"Tottenham's box office have announced that all tickets are sold out for next season's league game against Leeds."
Half-time announcer at Stamford Bridge.(Emily, UK).



[Edited on 13-11-2007 by RyanSxi]


Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by strick206
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
HERE

Some funny as fuck ones imo this week.

"Man United's defensive record is second to none... apart from Liverpool's that is."
Warren Barton on Sky. (Chris Owen, England).]




Not exactly second to anyone, we have the same record


No but he still said it

strick206
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the rochdale and spurs ones are

 
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