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Kathryn W
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14th Nov 07 at 17:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I was driving up the motorway and my boss phoned me and he told me I'd been promoted. I was so shocked I swerved the car.

He phoned me again to say I'd been promoted even higher and I swerved again. He then made me managing director and I went right off into a tree.

The police came and asked me what had happened. I said "I careered off the road".
dave17
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14th Nov 07 at 17:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Andrew
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andy1868
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14th Nov 07 at 17:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
best joke i've heard today, really
Cosmo
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14th Nov 07 at 17:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
leave the internet.
MatthewR
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14th Nov 07 at 17:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol
Haimsey
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14th Nov 07 at 17:08   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


shouldnt be using a mobile while driving tbf

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Andrew
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14th Nov 07 at 17:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
It was a bad joke Kathryn You should be ashamed of yourself.
Tommy L
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Kathryn W
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14th Nov 07 at 17:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Some woman in work put it on the intranet
Andrew
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14th Nov 07 at 17:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kathryn W
Some woman in work put it on the intranet


You know it was you

Kathryn W
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14th Nov 07 at 17:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
It wasnt

But i sort of liked it



Or should i say "i got it"
Cosmo
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14th Nov 07 at 17:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sounds like a right laugh in your work
Andrew
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14th Nov 07 at 17:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I got it, it's just fuckin sad
Kathryn W
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Kathryn W
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14th Nov 07 at 17:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Well what about this one?

Two monkeys in the bath, one says 'oooh oooh ahh ahh ahh'

The other one says 'Put some cold in then!'
Cosmo
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14th Nov 07 at 17:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
please stop now.
andy1868
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Andrew
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I like that one
Kathryn W
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14th Nov 07 at 17:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
*leaves*
Andrew
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14th Nov 07 at 17:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Me too, i'm bored now
dave17
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14th Nov 07 at 17:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
*shuts door*
dave17
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*bolts door*
andy1868
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14th Nov 07 at 17:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i was in B&Q before, some knobhead in an orange getup asked me if i wanted decking, so i sparked him
dave17
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14th Nov 07 at 17:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
*opens door & kicks andy out*

[Edited on 14-11-2007 by dave17]

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