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Jodi_the_g
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My mate has just spent 4 hours with US customs.

Arrive at Dulles, they ask him if he packed his own bag.

The dickhead replys with 'No I let Bin Larden do it for me this time'

Needless to say they where not impressed and he got taken into a room and given a hard time as well as case emptied.
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tbh its great but silly at the same time
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what a dunce.

I will be remembering to tell my mates about this on sunday
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Its a funny anwer but there is a time and a place for messing around.
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Something to tell the lads down the pub.

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what a twat, its like shouting "theres a bomb" when your on a plain
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Guy I worked with tried something similar and didn't get in. Had to arrange a flight home. Cost him £1200 to see a bit of a the airport and a few immigration offices.

Are you over there now Jodi?
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Lucky not to be arrested tbh. Wasn't there a story about a British woman getting arrested for that shortly after 9/11?
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I would cry tourettes before being made to fly home
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My mate was also nearly arrested for not having the appropriate paperwork to be there as a tourist. They wouldn't believe that she flew in as cabin crew but was positioning home. It's very strict.

I think four hours is very lucky indeed.
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Who's Bin Larden
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I think he was lucky that one of the customs officers saw the slighty funny side.

I have so much hassle every time I go back in and I have a visa.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
Guy I worked with tried something similar and didn't get in. Had to arrange a flight home. Cost him £1200 to see a bit of a the airport and a few immigration offices.

Are you over there now Jodi?


Back for xmas go back on the 3rd ready for the new term.
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
Who's Bin Larden


Bin Laden then
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Anyone see the Airport episode a few years ago where the guy told customs he had a gun in his violin case? He thought they'd find it funny seen as though he came from Chicago
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Yes Marc
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I take it he's a dumb yank?
Jodi_the_g
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No he is english.
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He'll be southern


j/k
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I thought this sort of misdemeanour usually results in some lube and rubber gloves being donned
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules S
I thought this sort of misdemeanour usually results in some lube and rubber gloves being donned


Apperently he come very close to it. they just kept him longer than the rest of the party he was with. and generally a lot of hassle.
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Someone I know was once travelling through the Euro Tunnel. He said to everyone else in the car when they get out at the French end that he was going to intentionally act as "shifty" as possible so they all get anally searched...

It almost worked like a charm.

Instead they locked him in a room for 4 hours until he was able to have a shit in a bucket. They then let him go with no charge



He never did it again

[Edited on 27-12-2007 by Aj.]
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silly

 
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