richardworrall
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Registered: 20th Sep 05
Location: Derby
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received this today and email and made me chuckle.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :- )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
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Aaron
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Registered: 9th Aug 04
Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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Same as 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006 and 2007 
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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And if anyone touches your car you get kicked to death 
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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You know you're living in 2015 when -
Your tyres last longer than your road tax, but a set of tyres is cheaper.
Your insurance premium for vandal damage is roughly equivalent to the price of a small garage, built to prevent vandal damage.
Car deals are done not on price but how willing the seller is to supply incorrect details to the DVLA.
Your sat nav has options to avoid roads with potholes or speedbumps, but this option will disappear in 2017 because it adds 100 miles to a journey to the shops.
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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and Corsasport.co.uk gets more hits a day than Google
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