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John
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Was a person called Natasha in my work today.

Natasha was at least 6 foot tall.

Natasha was also at least 18 stone.

Natasha was also quite obviously a man wearing a bra and a skirt.

Natasha also acted like a little girl, laughing into her hands all embarrassed etc.

I would.

True story.
Kurt
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much of a drinker John?
andy1868
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i'm afraid we're going to need pictures
JonnyJ
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On this occasion andy, im going to say no
andy1868
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what do you mean on this occasion? this is the very type of situation that the camera was invented for
John
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I was looking for pictures there tbh but just imagine a fat guy, with a bra and a skirt on and thats exactly what it was.

I will try and get pics but i'd end up getting caught and then i'd have to explain it was to post on here and not to pull my plonker over.
andy1868
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john, you're a good sport. i will follow this thread with great interest
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quote:
Originally posted by John
I was looking for pictures there tbh but just imagine a fat guy, with a bra and a skirt on and thats exactly what it was.

I will try and get pics but i'd end up getting caught and then i'd have to explain it was to post on here and not to pull my plonker over.


Was her name Mrs Big Show?
JonnyJ
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
what do you mean on this occasion? this is the very type of situation that the camera was invented for


To take pics of wierdos who think they are woman but are actua..........OMG PICS!!!!
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John says:
talking about taking pictures on my phone, i went to take one today, no memory left, wtf i've got an unused 2gig memory card

Lifted straight from MSN, i wonder what the pic was of
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did he have nice legs?
John
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Had a pair of tights on, could have been nice under them.

Massive feet as well.
Natalie
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WTF
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Joe
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[Alan Partridge] Ahh What a funny story [/Alan Partridge]
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My dads wife owns a dress hire shop, have things like prom dresses, cocktail dresses etc.

Few weeks back a bloke comes in, suit and tie - normal looking - she thinks hes after something for wife/daughter.

Nope, would like to try some dresses on, even had to be laced into a backless dress at one point

Dads wife got home that night and just said "lacing a bloke into a dress is weird"
John
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Todays attempt, i'll try better tomorrow.
Kurt
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Hammer
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I'd hit it.
JonnyJ
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Jeeeesus
Planty02
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he/she looks angry
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fuck me
Blade_sri
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LOL
mattk
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meatloaf works at your place !
John
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I was scared of getting caught and getting my face kicked in tbh.

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