Winemaker
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The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship and The British authorities, near the coast off England. The transcript was released by the MoD on
10/10/95.
BRITISH : Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid collision.
U.S.NAVY : Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid collision.
BRITISH : Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision.
U.S.NAVY : This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
BRITISH : Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.
U.S.NAVY : THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST
SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE
DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT
YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR
COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
BRITISH : We are a lighthouse. F U C K O F F!!!LOL
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Whittie
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Eck
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LMFAO
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ainsley_brader
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read it before but it never used to have the eff off!
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nova_gteuk
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FLOL
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drax
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I beleive the original ending for that is
"We're a lighthouse, your call"
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Eck
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quote: Originally posted by drax
I beleive the original ending for that is
"We're a lighthouse, your call"
Even better
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LeeM
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urban legend, fact
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Kyle T
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quote: Originally posted by lee_wee
urban legend, fact
That and every time I hear read it, it's a different country's lighthouse.
Usually Canada though
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Leighton
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Its a TV add as well i think
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johnhara1
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