Fonz
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WOMAN'S RULES FOR BJ'S
Ladies Enjoy.......Men Please read
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it
2. Extension to rule #1- So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to come on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3- No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are not handles
6. Extension to rule #5- do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week"- get it through your head- Im bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9. Extension to #8- "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls- if youre that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.
10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked" it for you.
11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.
12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content.
14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.
16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning".
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Dean_W
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quote:
Originally posted by Fonz
16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning".
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Matt L
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Tom
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All I can see is 'me me me' 
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loubielou
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agree with some of that but not all
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Edd
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1. blah blah blah
2.blah blah blah
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SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SWALLOW
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Hamish
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quote:
Originally posted by loubielou
agree with some of that but not all
you swallow then. Good girl 
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XSIHardy
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
1. blah blah blah
2.blah blah blah
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SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SWALLOW
lmao aint met a lass yet tht spits 
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LeahWGA
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ROFL awesome ..
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loubielou
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quote:
Originally posted by Hamish
quote:
Originally posted by loubielou
agree with some of that but not all
you swallow then. Good girl
rude to spit, i have manners
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Hamish
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lil_g
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quote:
Originally posted by loubielou
quote:
Originally posted by Hamish
quote:
Originally posted by loubielou
agree with some of that but not all
you swallow then. Good girl
rude to spit, i have manners
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Shelly
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I don't agree with 3.
But 11... I do...
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LeahWGA
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quote:
rude to spit, i have manners
Exactly
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loubielou
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the pube thing too!!! errr if you kept trimmed and it wasnt a fucking jungle then there would be no problems
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Fonz
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this is just as much an insite into the girls on CS as it is lol funny!
for the CS girls!
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lil_g
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
I don't agree with 3.
But 11... I do...
**Faints from all the excitement**
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Fonz
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quote:
Originally posted by loubielou
the pube thing too!!! errr if you kept trimmed and it wasnt a fucking jungle then there would be no problems
shaven 
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LeahWGA
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number 6 ... its so rude when they do!
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loubielou
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5. My ears are not handles
6. Extension to rule #5- do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
littole bit of head pushing is ok but not when it feels liketheyre deliberately trying to choke you hmm maybe they are
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loubielou
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quote:
Originally posted by Fonz
quote:
Originally posted by loubielou
the pube thing too!!! errr if you kept trimmed and it wasnt a fucking jungle then there would be no problems
shaven
you have a shaven moomie?
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Conway563
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quote:
Originally posted by loubielou
rude to spit, i have manners
Lou, I think I love you 
quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
I don't agree with 3.
But 11... I do...
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Fonz
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quote:
Originally posted by loubielou
you have a shaven moomie?
if moomie is the area in question then yes
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lil_g
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quote:
Originally posted by loubielou
quote:
Originally posted by Fonz
quote:
Originally posted by loubielou
the pube thing too!!! errr if you kept trimmed and it wasnt a fucking jungle then there would be no problems
shaven
you have a shaven moomie?
I have now
Do you lou ?
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loubielou
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a moomie is a minge, shaving is for gayyyys, waxing is better
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