Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
User status: Offline
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Man-points:
Some things that will earn you points:
• Punching someone: + 2 points
• Punching someone much bigger than you: + 5 points
• Head-butting someone: + 7 points
• Playing a riff on an electric guitar: + 3
• Downing a drink: + 3 points
• Running a mile: + 8 points
• Downing petrol: + 7 points
• Climbing something high: + 5
• Shouting really loud and beating your chest: + 2
• Wrestling a lion: + 20
• Setting fire to some money: + 5
• Smoking a cigar: + 2
• Swallowing a live snake: + 30
• Sex: + 8 points
• Swearing: + 1
• Swearing at your boss: + 4
• Swearing at the queen: + 10
• Being aloof: + 2
• 3-some(two girls): + 30 points, minus 100000 points if its a guy and a girl
• Visiting Adam Sinicki.com: + 5
• Lifting something really heavy: + 5
• Doing a massive shit: + 3
• Pushing yourself to the limit! + 9
• Exploding something: + 20
• Winning any kind of competition: +5
• Being on fire and not even caring: + 30
• Driving: + 2
• Riding a motor bike: + 3
• Being involved in a high-speed car chase: + 20
• Punching through a steel-enforced brick wall: + 50
• Being topless: + 1
• Eating raw eggs: + 1
• Eating raw meat: + 2
• Watching action films: + 2
• Not revising for an exam: +2
• Completing a centurion or a 24 can challenge: +15
• Starting a fight with Chuck Norris: +40
• Climbing a mountain: +100
• Drinking Stella: +10
• Playing rugby: + 5
• Drinking till you throw up then continuing: + 5 (only if you drink more than 15 pints before you laugh at the carpet.)
• Getting banned for life from a club: +5
• Trying to get back in 5 mins later: + 2
• Wearing Brut: + 2
• Driving with your eyes close: + 8
• Walking out of an explosion unharmed: + 25
• Melting stuff: + 3
• Starting a fight with Jack Bauer: +50
• Pissing on a police car whilst intoxicated and managing not to get fined or arrested: +60
• Completing the Tough Guy Challenge: +100
• Hunting + 10
• Winning a fight with Chuck Norris: + 1,000,000,000 (Because its impossible)
• Being able to pop open a bra by looking at it + 50
• Sleeping with a gun under your pillow: +10
• Sleeping with a pillow under your gun: +100
• Biting a priest: +5
• Getting a Blow job whilst driving: +30
• Clearing a room with a fart... 20 points - 25 if you successfully blame it on someone else, but 30 for admitting it.
• Pissing in the middle of a room on the carpet at a m8s house! (as your too pissed to care)
Things that will lose you man points:
• Crying: -10
• Drinking deit coke: -2
• Watching Trisha/Oprah/any crap talkshow: -13
• Watching a romantic comedy: -2
• Being to tired to go out on the piss: -2
• Inviting a girl to join the man points group: -500
• Watching chick flicks alone - 25
• Wearing clothes that are too small - 5
• Cuddling with small toys - 30
• Going to the bathroom together - 15
• Having an elaborate Myspace page - 25
• Taking too long in the bathroom (- 25), unless of course you are doing a massive shit, in which case you earn massive pointage
• Moisturising - 30
• Washing ur bed sheets more than once a year: -50
• Using painkillers - 15
• Going to the doctors - 20
• Using Lipsill - 20, pouting as you apply - 60
• Appologising - 20
Man-Rules:
Always repay drinks
Except shots which are free
Crying is for pussies
Bleeding is your skin crying and crying is for pussies
Do not watch films with Richard Gere or Ben Affleck in them
Pink and yellow are unnacceptable
Do not drink girl drinks
Never leave a good man behind
Never leave a good piece of food
Never leave a good beer
Suing is for pusies
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Eck
Premium Member
Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
User status: Offline
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Can you lose lots of man points on one subject?
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gavin18787
Premium Member
Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
User status: Offline
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 I have got a few points today 
although I have failed as I wore a yellow jumper earlier and I am now wearing a pink tie at work 
Drives supercharged Tec with torque 
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Paul_J
Member
Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
User status: Offline
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Man-points:
Some things that will earn you points:
• Punching someone: + 2 points
• Punching someone much bigger than you: + 5 points
• Head-butting someone: + 7 points
• Playing a riff on an electric guitar: + 3
• Downing a drink: + 3 points
• Running a mile: + 8 points
• Climbing something high: + 5
• Shouting really loud and beating your chest: + 2
• Setting fire to some money: + 5
• Smoking a cigar: + 2
• Sex: + 8 points
• Swearing: + 1
• Swearing at your boss: + 4
• Being aloof: + 2
• Lifting something really heavy: + 5
• Doing a massive shit: + 3
• Pushing yourself to the limit! + 9
• Exploding something: + 20
• Winning any kind of competition: +5
• Driving: + 2
• Riding a motor bike: + 3
• Being involved in a high-speed car chase: + 20
• Being topless: + 1
• Eating raw meat: + 2
• Watching action films: + 2
• Not revising for an exam: +2
• Completing a centurion or a 24 can challenge: +15
• Drinking Stella: +10
• Playing rugby: + 5
• Drinking till you throw up then continuing: + 5 (only if you drink more than 15 pints before you laugh at the carpet.)
• Getting banned for life from a club: +5
• Trying to get back in 5 mins later: + 2
• Driving with your eyes close: + 8
• Melting stuff: + 3
• Pissing on a police car whilst intoxicated and managing not to get fined or arrested: +60
• Hunting + 10
• Clearing a room with a fart... 20 points - 25 if you successfully blame it on someone else, but 30 for admitting it.
279 points
Things that will lose you man points:
• Crying: -10
• Drinking deit coke: -2
• Watching Trisha/Oprah/any crap talkshow: -13
• Moisturising - 30
• Washing ur bed sheets more than once a year: -50
• Going to the doctors - 20
• Appologising - 20
- 145
total 139 
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Eck
Premium Member
Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
User status: Offline
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No matter how many man points I would get, the painkiller minus points would cripple me
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Hammer
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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PMSL
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JonnyJ
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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
Location: Scotchland
User status: Offline
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quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
No matter how many man points I would get, the painkiller minus points would cripple me
But if you say you were doing it as a dare which would win you a threesome with twins, the story would change.
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Eck
Premium Member
Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
User status: Offline
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It would need to be 42.5 threesomes to break even JJ
Edit: The .5 being consentual sex with any female in particular.
[Edited on 26-03-2008 by Eckmcmann]
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JonnyJ
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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
Location: Scotchland
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quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
It would need to be 42.5 threesomes to break even JJ
Edit: The .5 being consentual sex with any female in particular.
[Edited on 26-03-2008 by Eckmcmann]
Its enough to make you want to top yourself isnt it
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Eck
Premium Member
Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
User status: Offline
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All aboard the lollercoaster.
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