little_duke
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just got this emailed to me
Master Card Wedding
You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent Wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
Everyone for coming, many from
Long distances, to support them
At their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
His new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation
He said he wanted to give everyone
A special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to
Everyone, and asked them to
Open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious
Of them weeks earlier and had
Hired a private detective to tail
Them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
For a couple of minutes, he
Turned to the best man and
Said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
To his bride and said, 'F--- you!'
Then he turned to the
Dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'
He had the marriage annulled
First thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding
Immediately after finding out
About the affair, this
Guy goes through with the
Charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
Bride's' and best man's reputations
In front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of
Church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
Commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception
For 300 family members and
Friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two-week
Honeymoon accommodations
In Maui : $8,500.
The look on everyone's face
When they see the 8x10 glossy
Of the bride humping the best
Man: Priceless.
There are some things money
Can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD
A Mastercard Wedding
'Life isn't like a bowl
Of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you
Do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......'
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AdZ9
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Registered: 14th Apr 06
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jesus that was hard work reading all the broken lines, but good on the guy who did it. If its true that is...
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Shane
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
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pee roast but still funny
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little_duke
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
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it did have pics on email due to broken lines,but it couldnt work when i tried img codes
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antmashed
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Registered: 2nd Aug 06
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ha what a legend  we need pics though
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little_duke
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email me your address ant,il email it you
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Phi
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
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seen this before
still made me laugh though !
[Edited on 26-03-2008 by Corsa_phi]
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
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quote:
Originally posted by little_duke
email me your address ant,il email it you
u2u me the pic too please
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Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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flol if thats true
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RyanSxi
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is it a pic of the bride and best man at it? if so, u2u
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little_duke
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lol just pics of guy and wedding!
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antmashed
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ant_mashed@hotmail.com
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A1EX
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drop me some if u dont mind
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Jules
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Post the damn pics someone 
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules
Post the damn pics someone
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Liam
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules
Post the damn pics someone
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little_duke
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
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quote:
Originally posted by antmashed
ant_mashed@hotmail.com
sent
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
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if its just a pic of some guy at a wedding, why are you being so cautious and only emailing it to ant?
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
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c.o.r.s.a@hotmail.co.uk if you could please, Mark. Cheers.
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