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XSIHardy
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Registered: 5th Feb 08
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24th Dec 08 at 14:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i would like the worst of the worst chat up lines!

get a small little game going of,

put a load in a hat pull them out and you have to use what you have got
Adge
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Registered: 28th Aug 04
Location: Lancashire
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24th Dec 08 at 14:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nice tits, lets fuk
XSIHardy
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24th Dec 08 at 14:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Adge
nice tits, lets fuk


thats fairly bad!

but i wont stuff that, your going to get hit for
Hammer
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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24th Dec 08 at 14:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Don't be shy, show's yer pie.
Bonney
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Registered: 14th Nov 04
Location: St Helens
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24th Dec 08 at 14:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Don't be a trout, Show us yer clout
K17STY
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Registered: 13th Dec 02
Location: West Lothian
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24th Dec 08 at 14:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
someone recently used "Youv not been getting much so how about we go regular" on me.

Graham88
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Registered: 16th Apr 07
Location: South East Kent Drives: E46 M3
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24th Dec 08 at 14:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Are you in the army because you can blow the shit out of me.
Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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24th Dec 08 at 14:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by K17STY
someone recently used "Youv not been getting much so how about we go regular" on me.

FFS I told Ash not to say that
Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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24th Dec 08 at 14:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"get you coat luv, i've got a knife"

"What does rohipnol taste like? let me know in the morning"

"do you go home with strangers? hi i'm Phil"

"is there a mirror in your knickers, cos i can see myself in them"

"my mate wants to know if you think i'm fit?"

"i have a cock, you have a pussy, how bout we fuck?"

"want to come to mine for a pizza and a fuck? why not, dont you like pizza?"
DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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24th Dec 08 at 14:40   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You don't sweat much for a fat lass.
Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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24th Dec 08 at 14:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
'Your getting stabbed, do you want the meat or the metal?'
Mobby
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Registered: 31st Dec 07
Location: Leicestershire
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24th Dec 08 at 14:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
''i like abit of meat''
J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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24th Dec 08 at 15:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Me - Wow you only look 20.
Girl - Oh thanks your so kind.
Me - Yeah, 20 stone.
Girl - *BLAM* *POW* *WHACK*
willay
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
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24th Dec 08 at 15:06   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nice shoes wanna fuck
Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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24th Dec 08 at 15:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You should stay in my room tonight, i have Sky One
Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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24th Dec 08 at 15:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
man: How much does a polar bear weigh?
girl: eh/what/fuck off you loser heard it before/vacant stare
man: I dunno either, but it breaks the ice.

or

I'd give you one.......... out of 10.
Bonney
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Registered: 14th Nov 04
Location: St Helens
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24th Dec 08 at 15:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Come here and hold this
Graham88
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Registered: 16th Apr 07
Location: South East Kent Drives: E46 M3
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24th Dec 08 at 15:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Do you want pumped?
sam-smith
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: plymouth, UK
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24th Dec 08 at 15:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
SHOW US WHERE YOU PISS FROM
J da Silva
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24th Dec 08 at 15:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sam-smith
SHOW US WHERE YOU PISS FROM


That would seriously backfire if the girl had just had her bladder removed due to a bad car accident and she lifted her shirt up to reveal a pissbag.
C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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24th Dec 08 at 15:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yeah but it would at least be funny then!
BluKoo
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Registered: 8th Apr 02
Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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24th Dec 08 at 15:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Does this smell of chloroform to you?
DannyB
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24th Dec 08 at 15:32   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
OR she lifted her skirt to reveal a cock, bigger than yours.
CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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24th Dec 08 at 15:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Get yer coat I've got a knife.
Joe
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Registered: 20th Jun 04
Location: Hesketh Bank, Lancashire
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24th Dec 08 at 15:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
You should stay in my room tonight, i have Sky One


This made me snigger a little

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