Luke
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Registered: 9th Dec 05
Location: Oxford Drives:Corsa B C20LET
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My mate just sent me this message & i thought it was funny.
I bought a racehorse today.
I've called it " my face ".
I don't care if he doesn't win!
I just want to hear thousands of posh tarts shouting " come on my face "  .
[Edited on 12-01-2009 by Luke]
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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fazza
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Registered: 7th Feb 08
Location: Plymouth
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i expect better from you luke 
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Luke
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Registered: 9th Dec 05
Location: Oxford Drives:Corsa B C20LET
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teacher walks into her class and sees someone has written penis in little letters in the corner of the board, so she looks at the class for a guilty face, she doesnt see one so she rubs it off and teaches.... next morning she walks in and someone has written penis again but this time its bigger, so she looks for a guilty face again but cant see one so she rubs it off and teaches....
she comes in next day its someone has written it again but it covers half the board so she gets mad and looks around again but she cant see any guilty faces so she rubs it off and teaches again...... next day she walks inside and someone has written " the more you rub it the bigger it gets miss"
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alan-g-w
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Registered: 9th Nov 07
Location: Glasgow
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Much better.
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
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quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
Mildly better.
true
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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hear about the short sighted circumsizer?
he got the sack
whats brown and rhymes with snoop?
dr dre
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