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John
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#1


You cannot create a FOLDER anywhere on the Computer
which can be named as "CON". This is something funny and inexplicable. At
Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE A "CON" FOLDER



#2


For those of you using Windows, do the following:

1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.



#3

Open Microsoft Word and type


=rand (200, 99)


And then press ENTER



Bush one doesn't do anything on Vista 64, i'm sure the word one is something to do with filling in space to see what it looks like, no idea about the con one.
ssj_kakarot
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bush doesnt work

yes you can not name a file con apparently

and the rand one puts the word "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" hundreds of times

[Edited on 02-02-2009 by ssj_kakarot]
Dom
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bush_hid_the_facts
John
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Word one gives what looks like help text on my word 2007.
Dom
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Ctrl+T in uTorrent About gives you a mini-tetris game
Mike
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quote:
Originally posted by ssj_kakarot
and the rand one puts the word "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" hundreds of times


Yes, I can confirm I've got a word document open which is 216 pages long with that sentence repeated over and over
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Your correct, Bush one doesn't do anything on Vista 64 lol
Kerry
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When I did the bush one it opened up and looked like this

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Butler
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Anyone remember the code you type in excel and you get a little game where you fly around space?!
Kerry
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We were trying to do the pinball one in word the other day at work!
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very strange. i got the help text thing in word 2007 instead of the fox thing repeated. can't name a folder con. bush one comes up all scrambled.
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Wouldn't happen in OSX/Linux/Unix/FreeBSD/Cisco IOS
deano87
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quote:
Originally posted by Mike B
quote:
Originally posted by ssj_kakarot
and the rand one puts the word "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" hundreds of times


Yes, I can confirm I've got a word document open which is 216 pages long with that sentence repeated over and over

224 pages of text on mine
Cosmo
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Macs FTW

Hammer
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That's because Apple are 'con artists'

BAHAHAHAHA









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