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Matt L
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4th Feb 09 at 13:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

just bin talking about it at work and got wondering what happens if you stick the tape to both sides of the cat?

cause if its on its side it goes sideways what happens if its on both sides?

yes we're bored
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or strap some toast to a cat, butter side down or 4 legs ? hmmm
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I have a much better scientific revelation for you.

You know how cats always land on their feet? Well what happens if you stick two cats together back to back?

Anti-gravity, that's what!

If you need this explaining to you then it's because neither cat can land on its feet because if one is on its feet, then the other one isn't.


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4th Feb 09 at 14:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It just stops and tries to pull it off. However, if you stick it to the front of his head he'll just keep on walking backwards and bumping into things.... so i've been told
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wtf? put sticky tape on a cat and it makes it walk side ways? never heard that before.
Hammer
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Stick it on their 4 paws, it'll go pyscho

I hate cats.
Matt L
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4th Feb 09 at 14:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I really want a cat just to try these things but i dont hink the rspca will let me borrow one
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4th Feb 09 at 15:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater
I have a much better scientific revelation for you.

You know how cats always land on their feet? Well what happens if you stick two cats together back to back?

Anti-gravity, that's what!

If you need this explaining to you then it's because neither cat can land on its feet because if one is on its feet, then the other one isn't.


But if one lands, the other one will be held up by the other cat, so therefore hasn't actually 'landed'

In theory only one cat can land
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4th Feb 09 at 15:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

TBH if you stick sellotape to a cat you should be jailed.
Matt L
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quote:
Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
TBH if you own cat you should be jailed.


agreed tbh hate them!
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=9-mmjCDHzFQ&feature=related
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This is true actually i did it with a stray that used to come to my girlfriends old house, its piss funny! put it on the side and it walks sideways, put it on its back and it crawls along the floor, stomach and it walks on tip toes.

Its to do with the haird being pulled by the cellotape. Search youtube for examples.

You can also hypnosize a chicken by drawing a line on the ground in front of it, also piss funny.
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quote:
Originally posted by xXSpUdXx
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9-mmjCDHzFQ&feature=related


bloody funny when on its head.
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4th Feb 09 at 17:39   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'm doing this to my cat later. I'll expect a call from the SSPCA shortly after.
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4th Feb 09 at 19:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

*goes to wake the cat up with tape in hand*


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quote:
Originally posted by gavin18787
*goes to wake the cat up with tape in hand*

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4th Feb 09 at 22:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Related video OMFG

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6b-072VA4UA&feature=related
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Hmmm, I have a few hours alone with Kirsty's cat on Friday.

Vids to follow.
Matt L
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Hmmm, I have a few hours alone with Kirsty's cat on Friday.

Vids to follow.


What of you getting shredded? You know he doesnt play
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4th Feb 09 at 23:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'd love to set fire to a cat.
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quote:
Originally posted by K17STY
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Hmmm, I have a few hours alone with Kirsty's cat on Friday.

Vids to follow.


What of you getting shredded? You know he doesnt play
He likes me, it'll be fiiiiiine.
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4th Feb 09 at 23:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

doesnt cat loose its balance if you put elastic bands around its stomach?
CorsAsh
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4th Feb 09 at 23:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I heard that if you nail a cat's foot to the floor it'll spin round in circles

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