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Matt L
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Was watching clips of billy connelly (sp) last night and part of it was on about having an exam at the doctors where the bloke held his c*ck and was just trying not to make it move.

anyway... which would you prefer doctor wise to hold incase of said movements

female or male?
Whittie
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Why would you want a male doing it?
Ryan
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7th Feb 09 at 10:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
do you have to ask?
SteveW
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7th Feb 09 at 10:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
female.. and not a hot one

would be very embarrassing getting a semi
pow
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Control Steve, control.

Any news on those keys
Graham88
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Nobody will say male out of fear of being ridiculed as a gay
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I really don't give a shit, if I was ill i'd rather just have it sorted

Their doctors, not gossip queens

[Edited on 07-02-2009 by pow]
SteveW
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quote:
Originally posted by pow
Control Steve, control.

Any news on those keys


im hungover.. and at work

you expect me to remember simple things like keys ?
pow
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7th Feb 09 at 11:11   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
No

I'm tired and and college, I feel your pain!
Matt L
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but fit female = highly embarrising
ugly females = what the hell is my cock moving for
male = less chance of it moving and if it does you cant go back to the doctors ever again

(i would go female btw) but was just wondering if anyone would say male
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just go in guns blazing like micheal cane in zulu..

you dont wanna go in like a cocktail sausage and the nurse giggles..

work on a semi in the the corridoor then strut in like you own the place
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quote:
Originally posted by Kurt

work on a semi in the the corridoor then strut in like you own the place


Hmm sig worthy?
Matt H
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Both
mooney
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why would it be embarrassing if you got a semi with a female nurse? im sure she would be flattered
Colin
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Ive had my nob out for inspection at the doctors twice, both times it was a male
SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
just go in guns blazing like micheal cane in zulu..

you dont wanna go in like a cocktail sausage and the nurse giggles..

work on a semi in the the corridoor then strut in like you own the place


OMFGLOL Brilliant.

I was going to suggest i'd rather not have the exam at all if possible, but if I REALLY had no choice it'd be A) whilst drunk and B) from a pair of hot Chinese/Japanese/Thai nursey types in typically porn nurse get-up.
SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
Ive had my nob out for inspection at the doctors twice, both times it was a male


Did they actually ask you to though Col, or is this becoming an issue that needs dealing with?
Aaron
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
Male of course
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
quote:
Originally posted by Colin
Ive had my nob out for inspection at the doctors twice, both times it was a male


Did they actually ask you to though Col, or is this becoming an issue that needs dealing with?


Well a bit of both actually, one was for my offshore medical & the other was for a snapped banjo string the morning after a drunken assault on a fattie
SVM 286
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Hammer
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A bird obviously, if you get a semi who cares it's a doctor she'll have seen it a hundred times before.
SVM 286
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Only if your name's Colin and she's worked there for a hundred days or more.
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quote:
Originally posted by Kurt

work on a semi in the the corridoor then strut in like you own the place


That, sir, is fucking incredible
Matt L
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FLOL @ kurt i have had to steal that as my sig
Tommy L
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female

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