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Author Divvy Bint. Why current teenagers are ignorent
Daimo B
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Young girl, sub 16

Walks into tanning saloon.

No-one around, but she admits she read the sign that said "No under 16's as the tanning bed is dangerous"

"but no-one was around to stop me so i just went in"

Now shes whinging after 19 minutes, she has 3rd degree burns...

So she read the sign telling her no
But becuase no-one was there, so went in anyway.

Serves her right for thinking she needs a tan at the age she is. hope it hurts ya daft little bint.

If a sign was on a cliff that said don't jump, would you jump? No. So har har har
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I used to hate my Ex going to the damn tanning salon, used to come out looking bloody ridiculous and probably killing herself slowy at the same time.

That story made me laugh

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Bonney
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You should have gave her a pat on the back. She may have screamed mind!
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1st degree burns

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7899199.stm

this story.
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Was about to say 3rd Degree would be skin graths
Kevxx
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ahh right, so when your were sub 16, you didn't ever do what someone said not to?

don't play with matches, don't smoke, don't have sex?


but still.."wheeeey ya bint"


[Edited on 19-02-2009 by Kevxx]
John
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Daimo didn't go to English anyway.
Aaron
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I'm waiting for someone to reply with something like "Would TBH"

tomtom...i'm looking in your direction
John
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This is the same as usual in this country now.

Although I hate tanning salons, what a waste of time, might as well smoke 60 a day instead, just blame them instead of the idiot who went on the sunbed, and her parents.

Blaming other people doesn't teach her anything.
Marc
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I like it when bad things happen to cocky people
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Excelent
mattk
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she doesnt look too bad
Ellis
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You would
Daimo B
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
I like it when bad things happen to cocky people


That a nudge is it
Daimo B
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quote:
Originally posted by John
Daimo didn't go to English anyway.


I'll bet my english is just as good as yours.

I just choose to type rather fast and not worry about online people telling me I can't speak it if my fingers don't get the exact key.

Boo hoo


[Edited on 20-02-2009 by VXR]
Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by VXR
quote:
Originally posted by Marc
I like it when bad things happen to cocky people


That a nudge is it

Nah, I wish no harm upon you!
C2RL R
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just seen her on the news. silly cow. if my daughter was stupid enough to do that then i wouldn't let her embarass herself by going on tv about it. yet her mother is sat there with her, both with upside down smiles talking about how its wrong that she was able to do it. putting the age thing aside, how numb do you have to be to go on a tanning bed for 19 mins?
she deserves to be burnt the thick fucker. oh and all this has cost her £76 as it was £4 per minute!
wilson_sri
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Id hit it.
Jambo
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Just shoot that meat sack. What a fucking oxygeon theif.

Rewarding stupidity is the reasdon this society is full of ingrates like that fucking cracker spawn
mattk
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I agree

shoot her with my meat stack
Tommy L
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quote:
Originally posted by Aaron
I'm waiting for someone to reply with something like "Would TBH"

tomtom...i'm looking in your direction
Aaron
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Tommy L
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strick206
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Her Mum works in health and safety too

Now that is ironic, take note Alanis Morissette - ironic not un fucking lucky


[Edited on 19-02-2009 by strick206]
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Shes even got topless pics

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