marklaruk
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A binman knocks on the door of a Chinese man's house and says, "Hey mate, where's your bin?"
He replies, "I bin on loo".
"No mate, where's you dust bin?"
"I dust been on the loo!"
"Ok, where's your wheelie bin?"
"Fine, I weally been having a wank."
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Bram
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Cosmo
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joke?
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marklaruk
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ShEp
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Needs to be spoken rather than typed
so fail! I'm afraid
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Scotty_B
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Racist = Banned.
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Twiggy
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Why do all chineese end up in harrow?
Because as they come out of the airport get in the Taxi and say "Harro Mr Taxi driver!"
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SVM 286
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quote: Originally posted by Bram
Fire hazzard.
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will_doyle
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not funny
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C2RL R
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give him a break ffs, he's not even told the punch line yet!
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marklaruk
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quote: Originally posted by C2RL R
give him a break ffs, he's not even told the punch line yet!
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