Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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my sisters mates brother just come round at 2 in the morning and started throwing eggs at the house. yolk everyfuckingwhere got some on my car too.
would've phoned the police but phone line was dead
i know where he live anyway so the pricks going to get worse happen to him just a pain in the arse as it's all on the windows and 2 of our cars including mine
[Edited on 15-03-2009 by Ben G]
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B3KAN
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Registered: 15th Feb 07
Location: Inverness, Highland
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Get it off the cars asap
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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can't see shit outside, it's pitch black with just one orange streetlamp over the road
wish i had a shitty banger for times like this when i don't care what happens to it
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B3KAN
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Registered: 15th Feb 07
Location: Inverness, Highland
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After you clean the car go throw an egg at his face
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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quote: Originally posted by B3KAN
After you clean the car go throw shit at his face
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Gaz
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Registered: 24th Aug 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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I'd suggest bricks and Cow shit for his house...
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MatthewR
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DannyB
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Set his mum on fire.
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Gaz
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Registered: 24th Aug 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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Rape his nan in her grave...
To far?
Darn it!
I'll grab the coat.
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Tom G
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Registered: 4th Aug 08
Location: Cheshire
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quote: Originally posted by Gaz
Rape his nan in her grave...
To far?
Darn it!
I'll grab the coat.
Lmao!!
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Ben G
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i would gotta go and wash the car now
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MatthewR
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Location: Rickmansworth
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Why would your Sisters mates brother do that???
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leon.
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Registered: 24th Jun 08
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because he's a massive spadge?
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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"Spadge"
Spick Badger?
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richc
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Registered: 24th Mar 07
Location: Ilkeston
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Did you watch him do it?
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Colin
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If hes got your car a direct hit be prepared for fucked paintwork!!
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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quote: Originally posted by B3KAN
After you clean the car go throw an knife at his balls
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liamC
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quote: Originally posted by Ben G
my sisters mates brother just come round at 2 in the morning and started throwing eggs at the house. yolk everyfuckingwhere got some on my car too.
would've phoned the police but phone line was dead
i know where he live anyway so the pricks going to get worse happen to him just a pain in the arse as it's all on the windows and 2 of our cars including mine
[Edited on 15-03-2009 by Ben G]
You're yolking me?
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richc
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Registered: 24th Mar 07
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quote: Originally posted by liamC
quote: Originally posted by Ben G
my sisters mates brother just come round at 2 in the morning and started throwing eggs at the house. yolk everyfuckingwhere got some on my car too.
would've phoned the police but phone line was dead
i know where he live anyway so the pricks going to get worse happen to him just a pain in the arse as it's all on the windows and 2 of our cars including mine
[Edited on 15-03-2009 by Ben G]
You're yolking me?
No i think he scrambled for cover
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liamC
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quote: Originally posted by richc
quote: Originally posted by liamC
quote: Originally posted by Ben G
my sisters mates brother just come round at 2 in the morning and started throwing eggs at the house. yolk everyfuckingwhere got some on my car too.
would've phoned the police but phone line was dead
i know where he live anyway so the pricks going to get worse happen to him just a pain in the arse as it's all on the windows and 2 of our cars including mine
[Edited on 15-03-2009 by Ben G]
You're yolking me?
No i think he scrambled for cover
He'll fry him when he gets his hands on him.
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DannyB
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Eggs-actly what I would've done tbh.
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sand-eel
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I would have poanched his face
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liamC
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He'll crack and apologise IMO.
If he doesn't, I think the shit will hit the pan.
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xa0s
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Egg is so hard to get off... Our house got egged randomly years and years ago and even now we can see white marks where the yoke had been... It's mental stuff. We scrubbed it like cunts and no joy. Only option is to paint over it but it's just normal brickwork so can't really!
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
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quote: Originally posted by richc
Did you watch him do it?
i had just stripped down to my boxers and got into bed, then heard a big thump on the window, looked outand saw him doing it. didn't know who it was at first, just saw a black figure so went and got a knife for self defence just incase then went out and had a go and he started mouthing off.
washed the car today and luckily it all came off was quite hard though, it was splashed all over from where he threw them at the windows. little prick won't know whats hit him soon
OH AND THOSE ARE SOME OF THE WORST JOKES I'VE EVER HEARD
[Edited on 15-03-2009 by Ben G]
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