Munchie
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If you rang your other half, and they didnt answer, then you got a fone call back from there number, you answer it and say
"hellllloooooooo sexyyyyyy hows it goinggggggg" or something like that and then its her fucking sister/friend, how would you react when she gets on the phone and says its her?!
You would be dubious wouldnt you?!
Then hang up!? 
GO!
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*JonnyG*
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Done this before, how i felt a twat. 
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Munchie
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yeh but she said "why u being funny?" so i said "i dont know who this is!"
Whos on my side?!
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Ben G
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get her sister/friend into bed, would be a good experience
and if your girlfriend complains, tell her you rang her phone and this girl picked up, so you just assumed it was her  
[Edited on 16-03-2009 by Ben G]
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liamC
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pics of girlfriend, sister(s) and friend(s).
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Corsa_Quadz
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owned
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Munchie
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haha
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AndyKent
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Me and a mate always used to do the Budweiser 'waaazzzzuuuuuppp' thing whenever we called each other.
I rang once and did a really long one only to find it was his mum who had answered while my mate was driving them to hospital as his nan (his mums mum) had just died 
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liamC
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I burst into my mates apartment a couple of years back and shouted "WOOOOOOOO!" at the very top of my voice.
As it turned out, he was in the shower, and I didn't realise he had his mam and dad had flown in from England, them 2 of them, absolutely shit themselves.
Felt quite embarssed, especially as I had to then sit down and ask how they were, and whether they were enjoying themselves 
[Edited on 16-03-2009 by liamC]
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Matt L
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@ andy and liam
done this once but not quite as bad as you lot seem to
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moka
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quote:
Originally posted by liamC
I burst into my mates apartment a couple of years back and shouted "WOOOOOOOO!" at the very top of my voice.
As it turned out, he was in the shower, and I didn't realise he had his mam and dad had flown in from England, them 2 of them, absolutely shit themselves.
Felt quite embarssed, especially as I had to then sit down and ask how they were, and whether they were enjoying themselves
[Edited on 16-03-2009 by liamC]
lmao
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Munchie
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fucken ell, she txt me to say I havint got a sense of humour!!
Yeh dead fucking funny haha
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Cosmo
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So she is saying you havent got one because you are not finding it funny you said it to the wrong person?
If it was me Id just tell her I knew it was her friend/sister as wouldnt of said it if it was her.
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Munchie
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its not just that, just that the girl i was speaking to was defo not her sis but she keeps saying it is etc.
FUCK ITTTTT
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Cosmo
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Just tell her you want to fuck her sister, thats why you said it - see who has the sense of humour then!
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Munchie
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hhaha
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CorsAsh
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An ex of mine rang me at our old house, and repeated a "suggestive" text I'd sent down the phone.
She didn't however realise that Dad and I sound exactly the same on the phone, and she was telling him all the stuff I'd said.
He just waited til she'd finished saying her bit, then replied with... "Hang on a minute, I'll just get Ash for you."
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Cosmo
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CorsAsh
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This was the same girl whose dad had the impression she was a little angel. Right up til the day her little Pomeranian dog fished a used condom out of her bin, raced off downstairs and dumped it in her dad's lap.
Apparently they'd only just finished (this was with another guy after we'd split up) so it must have still been warm.
Ahhh, Karma. I loves it. Makes up for her cheating on me with a guy "because she was lonely and he reminded her of me".
[Edited on 16-03-2009 by CorsAsh]
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Andrew
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Ask, you crack me up
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
Ask, you crack me up
Ask what?
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loubielou
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i dont get the problem
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Toby
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my mate rang his misses and said hello babe, the person on the phone just says i will get hannah for you, it was her mum and with the phone on speaker i was just balling my eyes out
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richc
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
Ask, you crack me up
Ask what?
As if i just laughed at something stupid like that in the front room with everyone like...'whhhaaa?' 
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Carl
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Me and a mate were once bored so decided to send rude messaged to our other halfs and see what we got back, so we thought of something really graphic and sent it at the same time. It was something along the lines of " i want to shove my big throbbing penis into your wet pussy" some bollox like that. Anyway about 5 mins later I got a message back;
"Keep away from my daughter"
My girlfriend's mum had only picked her phone up while she was in the shower and decided to open the text. My mate was in stitches, literaly pissing his self. I shit it and felt a right plank next time I saw her mum, probably about a month later or so as I avoided her for ages. I don't think I've sent a dirty message since.
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