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Author Im bored, so heres 89 things woman can't do.
Jakey
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1. Know anything about a car except its colour
2. Understand a film plot
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. Lift
5. Throw
6. Run
7. Park
8. Fart
9. Read a map
10. Rob a bank
11. Resist Ikea
12. Sit still
13. Tell a joke
14. Play pool
15. Pay for dinner
16. Eat a kebab whilst walking
17. Pee out of a train window
18. Argue without shouting
19. Get told off without crying
20. Understand fruit machines
21. Walk past a shoe shop
22. Make a decent bacon sandwich
23. Not comment on strangers clothes
24. Use small amounts of toilet paper
25. Let you sleep with a hangover
26. Drink a pint gracefully
27. Get a round in
28. Throw a punch
29. Do magic
30. Like your friends
31. Enjoy porn
32. Eat a really hot curry
33. Get to the point
34. Buy plain envelopes
35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
37. Go shopping without phoning 20 mates
38. Avoid credit card debt
39. Dive into a pool
40. Assemble furniture
41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb
42. Set a video recorder
43. Not try and change you
44. Watch a war film
45. Understand why flirting results in violence
46. Spend a day by themselves
47. Go to the toilet by themselves
48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket
49. Choose a video quickly
50. Conserve electricity, water or any other form of energy.
51. Admit they are wrong
52. Not try and undermine you
53. Let you make your own decisions
54. Agree with you
55. Use common sense
56. Make a major change to the world for the better with an invention
57. Construct a floor plan
58. Remember something that isn't for them
59. Win something
60. Walk out of a store with stuff they didn't plan to get before they walked in there
61. Get something done right the first time
62. Call anyone 'mate'
63. Stay In The Kitchen
64. Stay quiet for longer than 1 minute
65. Find Madeline McCann
66. Cook.
67. Stop making their husbands lives hell.
68. Get married and still give a blowjob.
69. Have their money ready before they get on the bus.
70. Clean out a tropical fish tank.
71. Get ready in the morning without making a racket.
72. Choose suitable footwear
73. Post lists and pretend they're jokes.
74. Compliment other women.
75. Find your mates are good company for you.
76. Take it up the arse without moaning about it beforehand
77. Open a jar.
78. Ask you to open a jar without then making a comment such as 'I loosened it for you'.
79. Keep track of something and not loose it
80. Listen
81. Make a right decision other than having sex with you
82. Be the best
83. Win five Olympic gold medals without steroids
84. Interact with anyone they haven't known for at least a year.
85. Light farts.
86. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above.
87. Drive
88. Find a way out of a cellar
89. Find your car keys
CorsAsh
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Failed at number one thanks to mine.
Haimsey
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gavin18787
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"sit in a room for five minuites without saying im cold" so true

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*JonnyG*
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My gf can do most of those.
mattk
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she beats me on that one Im afraid

84. Interact with anyone they haven't known for at least a year
aewajd
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amazing!

[Edited on 26-03-2009 by aewajd]
J da Silva
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Mine can do 74, but a little too well at times, I think she might be a lesbian.
harrisp
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65 and 88
K17STY
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quote:
Originally posted by Jakey

8. Fart
9. Read a map
17. Pee out of a train window
24. Use small amounts of toilet paper
29. Do magic
41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb
62. Call anyone 'mate'
65. Find Madeline McCann
85. Light farts.
86. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above.


This is my real list the rest i can do
Robbo
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26th Mar 09 at 23:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
33, 43, 53, 63, 64, 65 and 83
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by K17STY
quote:
Originally posted by Jakey

8. Fart
9. Read a map
17. Pee out of a train window
24. Use small amounts of toilet paper
29. Do magic
41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb
62. Call anyone 'mate'
65. Find Madeline McCann
85. Light farts.
86. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above.


This is my real list the rest i can do
Number 8? Not whilst you're awake anyway. Though it keeps my legs warm so it's all good.
Jambo
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26th Mar 09 at 23:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
65 lolz
Russ
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27th Mar 09 at 05:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by K17STY
quote:
Originally posted by Jakey

8. Fart
9. Read a map
17. Pee out of a train window
24. Use small amounts of toilet paper
29. Do magic
41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb
62. Call anyone 'mate'
65. Find Madeline McCann
85. Light farts.
86. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above.


This is my real list the rest i can do
Number 8? Not whilst you're awake anyway. Though it keeps my legs warm so it's all good.
Kyle T
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My missus has a habit of pressing her arse against my back and letting them go.

Feels nice tbh

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Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by Kyle T
My missus has a habit of pressing her arse against my back and letting them go.

Feels nice tbh



this is probably going to make my lunch come back up
Fro
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27th Mar 09 at 12:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by K17STY
quote:
Originally posted by Jakey

8. Fart
9. Read a map
17. Pee out of a train window
24. Use small amounts of toilet paper
29. Do magic
41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb
62. Call anyone 'mate'
65. Find Madeline McCann
85. Light farts.
86. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above.


This is my real list the rest i can do


Takes it up the arse without moaning
Lawrah
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We had this on another forum.. The girls came up with a boys one.

1. Replace the empty roll of toilet paper.
2. Make a bed.
3. Fill and run the dishwasher.
4. Find a matching pair of socks.
5. Go to the grocery without buying junk food.
6. Shop.
7. Clean a bathroom.
8. Throw away an empty milk jug.
9. Go out for *one* drink.
10. Sit still through an entire movie.
11. Watch tv without constantly checking what's on the other channels.
12. Shave without getting hair everywhere.
13. Understand why you don't need to beat up everyone who annoys you.
14. Put dirty clothes in the hamper.
15. Fold clean clothes.
16. Hang up wet towels.
17. Read instructions.
18. Wrap a gift.
19. Get through an entire day without talking about sports or cars.
20. Try to fix something without hitting it first.
21. They dont put toilet paper on the right way round
22. They cant admit when they are wrong
23. They cant brush their teeth without toothpaste covering the sink
24. Walk past a nice looking car and not tell you the exact spec of it even if you arent bothered.
25.Watch "Chop Shop" or "Wheeler Dealers" without passing comment on how you would have done it better


[Edited on 27-03-2009 by Lawrah]
PhilC
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27th Mar 09 at 13:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
First list was at least funny.

Note number 13.

Comedy, it's a man thing.
Matt L
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out of your list lawrah the only one there that is right is 18 for me the rest i do/can do.

as for jakeys list didnt realise lauren was that bad you had to right an entire list
Fro
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quote:
Originally posted by PhilC
First list was at least funny.

Note number 13.

Comedy, it's a man thing.


Number 90 for the womens list surely?
mwg
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27th Mar 09 at 13:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
We had this on another forum.. The girls came up with a boys one.

1. Replace the empty roll of toilet paper.
2. Make a bed.
3. Fill and run the dishwasher.
4. Find a matching pair of socks.
5. Go to the grocery without buying junk food.
6. Shop.
7. Clean a bathroom.
8. Throw away an empty milk jug.
9. Go out for *one* drink.
10. Sit still through an entire movie.
11. Watch tv without constantly checking what's on the other channels.
12. Shave without getting hair everywhere.
13. Understand why you don't need to beat up everyone who annoys you.
14. Put dirty clothes in the hamper.
15. Fold clean clothes.
16. Hang up wet towels.
17. Read instructions.
18. Wrap a gift.
19. Get through an entire day without talking about sports or cars.
20. Try to fix something without hitting it first.
21. They dont put toilet paper on the right way round
22. They cant admit when they are wrong
23. They cant brush their teeth without toothpaste covering the sink
24. Walk past a nice looking car and not tell you the exact spec of it even if you arent bothered.
25.Watch "Chop Shop" or "Wheeler Dealers" without passing comment on how you would have done it better


[Edited on 27-03-2009 by Lawrah]


I strive to acheive not acheiving those things

I'm not gonna waste my time doing things like filling the dishwasher or cleaning the bathroom when there is a woman around to do that
Hammer
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27th Mar 09 at 13:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
9. Go out for *one* drink.
19. Get through an entire day without talking about sports.


Adge
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
9. Go out for *one* drink.





haha i say this every time iam going up the local
dan-sport
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men are the better sex then because our list is tiny

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