Tiesto
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: Hinckley, Leicestershire
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Well had it since Jan (obv) but only just got round to putting it up. Its a satirical take on the world, with each month concentrating on one country.
Gives a little breakdown of facts for each.
This month: China
Facts:
Population
Shoulder-to-shoulder
National Hapiness
N/A
Leading cause of death
Being born with a vagina
Exports
Plastic, lumber, metal, kidneys, guns, babies, flags, T-Shirts, snow globes, pugs, pants, lo mein, refugees.
Imports
U.S. Debt
Favourite NBA Player
The Chinese One
Capital Punishment
1.5 per Citizen
Lucky Numbers
4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42
Traditional medicine
Any plant or animal part that resembles a penis
Technology
Engineers are reportedly within five years of developing the worlds first super-conducting super-polluter.
You killed my master
Prepare to die.
South Africa:
Facts:
Population
46 million culturally diverse victims
Biggest threat to populations
Self
National Pastime
Curling up into fetal position
Top Killing Methods
No-look drive-by shooting, Double-reverse homicide, Vehicular mantorture
Leading causes of death
Gunned down in prime (56%)
Murdered in sleep (32%)
Died of old wounds (12%)
Unemployment
0 percent since 2002, when South Africa officially began recognising carjacking as a legitimate profession.
Economy
$533.2 billion, the highest GDP in Africa by nearly $533.2 billion.
Some made me chuckle a little anyway 
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fir3vip3r
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Registered: 14th Jun 06
Location: Stevenage, Hertfordshire
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i laughed, i have a book in very much the same vain
the onions book of the world i believe, very very funny
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