Rich7585
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From AON:-
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER…
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café
12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained 17 kgs
1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers
10:00 Hot shower- alone
10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM…
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive, satisfying **** while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers on route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job on-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Another Blow job
2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson (bending over, naturally)
6:45 ****, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news—Michael Jackson assassinated
7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV
as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap blow job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
[Edited on 22-04-2009 by Rich7585]
[Edited on 22-04-2009 by Rich7585]
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Cosmo
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Worst Day:
11.18am Come on Corsasport and see a repost
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radicalry00
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quote:
7 0 Watch news—Michael Jackson assassinated
Why the fuck would that be "perfect" news?  There are lots of other "celebrities" I'd rather see assassinated tbh. Jacko is a ledge!
Blow jobs sound good though 
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ShEp
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11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
amen
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pow
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Seen it before on an email but bought a smile 
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_Allan_
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I'm only 17, am I allowed to the read the above?
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pow
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
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It's funny Cosmo, does it REALLY matter if it was posted a few years ago? 
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Cosmo
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Yes
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_Allan_
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First rule of CS: Do not post reposts!
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_Allan_
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First rule of CS: Do not post reposts!
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Eck
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Steak and eggs sounds SHIT.
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mattfiesta
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quote:
Originally posted by radicalry00
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70 Watch news—Michael Jackson assassinated
Why the fuck would that be "perfect" news? There are lots of other "celebrities" I'd rather see assassinated tbh. Jacko is a ledge!
because hes a sick paedo bastard?
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radicalry00
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Billie Jean more than makes up for that.
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Eck
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Jacko should get shot in the face with a DEagle.
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Scotty_B
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quote:
Originally posted by Eck
Jacko should get shot in the face with a DEagle.
or by a 12yr old boy.
oh wait.......
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MJFF88
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
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11.18am Come on Corsasport and see a repost
It took you three minutes to type that? 
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DannyB
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Ice cream served on a big pair of tits
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Scotty_B
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Ice cream served on a big pair of tits
I've just looked at my colleagues massive pair and got a semi. 
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jacko198
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quote:
Originally posted by Eck
Jacko should get shot in the face with a DEagle.
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mattk
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70 Watch news—Michael Jackson assassinated
winner
[Edited on 22-04-2009 by mattk]
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by MJFF88
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
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11.18am Come on Corsasport and see a repost
It took you three minutes to type that?
Actually took me 10minutes but I used my time machine to go back 7.
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Gavin
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11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
 msl:
pew pew pew pewwwww
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XSIHardy
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by MJFF88
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Worst Day:
11.18am Come on Corsasport and see a repost
It took you three minutes to type that?
Actually took me 10minutes but I used my time machine to go back 7.
got to love the sarcasm in that comment
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