sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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Please can anyone help. 18 months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from
Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.
However, there are apparently conflicts between
these two products and the only solution was to try
and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is
incompatible with several other applications, such
as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.
I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had
many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me
to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and
Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover
that when these two systems detected each other they
caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product
soon had to be upgraded
further to Wife 1.0.
While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available
resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and
Cleanhouse2004. Shortly after this upgrade, however,
I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and
costly to run.
Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in
Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They
then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten
about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary,
Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without
warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter
products have no Help files, and I have to try to
guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to
be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my
Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called
MotherI-n-Law, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be
problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your money before uninstalling itself
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richc
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James
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1998 called.........
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sand-eel
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...what did they say?
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James
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Wrong number 
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gavin18787
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ace
Drives supercharged Tec with torque  
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mattk
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absolutly fucking golden
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FAZ
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Rich H
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quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
...what did they say?
Re - e - post, when the CS crowd say so, you've FAILED  (to the tune of artful dodger lol)
Still funny though 
[Edited on 07-05-2009 by Rich H]
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sand-eel
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I fail?
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Rich H
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quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
I fail?
Well your not will_doyle so technically no, but that's the only random thing I could think of to put to the Artful Dodger song that was randomly in my head
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