will_doyle
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8044335.stm
I don't believe it 
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mattk
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theres still time for me to get up Jordan then 
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djedstar
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its been a long time coming to be fair
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BluKoo
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I don't think there is a single thing i could possibly care less about...
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Hammer
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She's been out swinging her minge about already by the look of this mornings tabloid headlines. Never read the story right enough.
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CorsAsh
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The only way that this could be made newsworthy is if Peter had run off with Jade Goody.
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Joe
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OMG
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CorsAsh
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He hasn't Joe.
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Joe
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Wouldn't blame him.
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DannyB
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Who gives a fuck, seriously?2 media attention fuck wits. Every daft twat on facebook has this as their status also, annoying to say the least.
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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Pair. Of. Wankers.
[Edited on 11-05-2009 by Nath]
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Cole
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thatll be him skint in 12months then
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chris_uk
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quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
I don't think there is a single thing i could possibly care less about...
the new musical about jade?
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Joe
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Registered: 20th Jun 04
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Who gives a fuck, seriously?2 media attention fuck wits. Every daft twat on facebook has this as their status also, annoying to say the least.
To be fair, if you have complete morons on your Facebook thats your fault. The first person who puts it up on mine is being deleted.
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BluKoo
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quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
I don't think there is a single thing i could possibly care less about...
the new musical about jade?
I'm quite interested to see what the fuck its going to be about, and who's going to play jade. My guess would be matt lucas.
[Edited on 11-05-2009 by BluKoo]
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DannyB
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They arent morons, was a figure of speech.
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BluKoo
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I would considder anyone who cares about Peter and Jordan breaking up to be a moron.
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Joe
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Anyone who cares that much about jordan and peter andre to put it up on facebook, is in my eyes a moron.
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Joe
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Blukoo, we are bonding a little lately. I don't feel entirely happy about it.
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BluKoo
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The feeling is mutual.
But i guess that just adds to the situation doesn't it? 
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Danny P
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quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
I don't think there is a single thing i could possibly care less about...
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mwg
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quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
I don't think there is a single thing i could possibly care less about...
the new musical about jade?
you fucking what
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_Allan_
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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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Maybe Peter found out about Kris?
Still makes me
Akabusi scaled the walls of the £756,000 Sussex mansion with all the stealth of a gekko on a Mallorcan shower wall. As luck would have it the window was open. He dropped in and slipped out of his dungerees and let the cool air caress his polished ebony skin.
The house was quiet. He looked into one room and saw the sleeping Peter Andre - without the wig and wax on his face he was rather beautiful. But Akabusi wasn't into arses. Not today.
He heard a noise coming from the bathroom. He ran along the landing, his giant cock swinging in the air like Saddam on Youtube. He looked into the bathroom and saw a mad little f**ker, big as a barrel and blind as a bat leaping up and down in some boiling water.
"Akabusi!" said a voice behind him. "Stop looking at my son with your cock out".
Akabusi slowly turned around and saw Katie Price in front of him - wearing nothing but a Juicy Couture camisole and the slightest glistening of her ample clunge.
As ever Akabusi's cock became harder than the Guardian cryptic and proceeded to bang her tits off as Harvey ate a bag of Prawn Cocktail crisps from the floor that Akabusi had brought just in case.
Before Akabusi left he wiped his now dying cock on Harvey's afro, bent down to the prone Jordan, who lay liked a painter's radio in the moonlight, and whispered "Awooga" in her ear and patted her on the fanny.
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Nath
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WTF
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tom_simes
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
whispered "Awooga" in her ear and patted her on the fanny.
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