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Skylined
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4th Jun 09 at 15:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Proper sloppy shits that take ages to wipe

Bad times
BluKoo
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4th Jun 09 at 15:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Wipe quicker then...
Roffo
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4th Jun 09 at 15:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
dont worry mate. we all have to go through these things. hang in there. all our thoughts are with you
DannyB
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4th Jun 09 at 15:41   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fold or scrunch?
Roffo
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4th Jun 09 at 15:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i'd advise fold. better surface area
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you need on of those wee fountain sinks, tickles the gooch, gives you a hard on though.
A1EX
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4th Jun 09 at 15:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
bum hose ftw!
VegasPhil
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Use some proper cheap/rough bog roll to scrape it off.

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Roffo
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get an old cereal box. tear into large squares. use it as a scraping device to remove the lumps. then move on to your bog roll for the ramaining slushy bits. jobs done in probs sub 5 mins.

thanks
VegasPhil
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4th Jun 09 at 15:51   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Could try Alloy Wheel Cleaner to break down the mess before wiping.

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Tom G
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4th Jun 09 at 15:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Jet wash??
Roffo
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quote:
Originally posted by VegasPhil
Could try Alloy Wheel Cleaner to break down the mess before wiping.


halfords? or autoglym?
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4th Jun 09 at 16:01   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Simple Solution is to Shave your ersehole mate.
nathy_87
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quote:
Originally posted by VegasPhil
Use some proper cheap/rough bog roll to scrape it off.



And also your finger goes through the loo paper. Poo Moustache ftl
BluKoo
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4th Jun 09 at 16:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
quote:
Originally posted by VegasPhil
Use some proper cheap/rough bog roll to scrape it off.



And also your finger goes through the loo paper. Poo Moustache ftl


Do you generally give yourself a dirty sanchez?
will_doyle
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4th Jun 09 at 16:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Skylined
Proper sloppy shits that take ages to wipe

Bad times



hahaah
Skylined
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4th Jun 09 at 16:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Eck
Simple Solution is to Shave your ersehole mate.


Might try that....sounds dangerous though
mattk
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4th Jun 09 at 16:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
my mate stays sat down to wipe his arse, I find this realyy really odd, I stand up

what do you do?
Skylined
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
my mate stays sat down to wipe his arse, I find this realyy really odd, I stand up

what do you do?


PMSL
Tom G
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4th Jun 09 at 16:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Stand up is the only way
Skylined
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4th Jun 09 at 16:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Are you guys kidding?

How does standing up work?
BluKoo
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4th Jun 09 at 16:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Got to stand up.

If he sits down, he must wipe back to front. I'm a front to back man myself.

Edit: Unless he just pushes back to wipe

[Edited on 04-06-2009 by BluKoo]
taylorboosh
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i sit so its exposed
ShEp
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Had this convo with someone before. I could never even comprehend standing to wipe.
Richie B
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stand up / sit down debate

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