LukeS
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...if you have your laptop on your lap it can lower your sperm count and increase infertility 
I didn't believe this, but is it true?
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Ben G
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was posted on here before, hence the reason never put my laptop on my lap 
something to do with the heat given off by your laptop fucking about with the temperatures in your ballbags.
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Jay
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So can smoking and drinking
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Marc
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Judging by the wank I had viewing porn last night I would say its a myth.
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LukeS
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I didn't believe my mate but i haven't put it on my lap in case it was true
[Edit] My mate said that it's caused from radiation from the battery
[Edited on 06-06-2009 by Sowden1991]
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John
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Radiation from the battery is balls (pun definitely intended)
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LukeS
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Hammer
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Chefs have lower sperm counts with their balls at oven height constantly so I could believe it.
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Nic Barnes
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Judging by the wank i watched my mate having viewing porn last night I would say its a myth.
you need to find stuff out on your own marc. all your mates are getting boring now. who are you?
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XSIHardy
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by looks off things i aint having kids 
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sand-eel
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Chefs have lower sperm counts with their balls at oven height constantly so I could believe it.
oh shit 
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DC90
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Theres also something about having your mobile phone rested on your lap too, same sort of thing id imagine.
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saj_123
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It can also give you testicler cancer according to some nurses who came into your collage to tell us about cancer, they said put a pillow under the laptop.
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nathy_87
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I said it before on here this is true i'm afraid, not that s know because i don't have a laptop 
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Fraser Young
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Technically yes on an academic level. As production is very sensetive to strict thermoregulation.
But in real life, not really, no.
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Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
you need to find stuff out on your own marc. all your mates are getting boring now. who are you?
Are you calling my mates wankers 
Did you buy that wheel, sorry did your mates buy you that wheel of eBay btw?
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oceansoul
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quote:
Originally posted by saj_123
they said put a pillow under the laptop.
I always have mine on a pillow or cushion or summing. Its more comfy i find.... mine gets fucking hot though :/
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John
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If you've got a pillow under it there's a good chance it's not being properly ventilated.
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drunkenfool
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quote:
Originally posted by John
If you've got a pillow under it there's a good chance it's not being properly ventilated.
What, the ballsack?
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Hammer
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Nothing worse than sweaty baws.
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J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by Sowden1991
...if you have your laptop on your lap it can lower your sperm count and increase infertility
I didn't believe this, but is it true?
There are some idiots about, I've got 2 children.
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_Allan_
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quote:
Originally posted by J da Silva
quote:
Originally posted by Sowden1991
...if you have your laptop on your lap it can lower your sperm count and increase infertility
I didn't believe this, but is it true?
There are some idiots about, I've got 2 children.
You have Brazilian sperm though. It was probably doing cartwheels on it's way to the egg. None of this lazy UK based sperm. A few less of yours would have made little difference.
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J da Silva
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True, mine does "stepovers" and "flip-flaps" on the way to the eggs, and when it gets there it does about 1000 keepy-ups with the actual egg.
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_Allan_
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Skills 
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J da Silva
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Ma nutz got skeelz.
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