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a_j_mair
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seem to have put my foot in it a few times recently with the wife

wife - "that was great"
me - "i was doing it really quick so i could get to sleep"

last night was another

wife - "that has to be in my top 5"
me - " really?, didn't think it was that good"

anyone prone to the same?
C2RL R
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"stop barking or your going outside"
Matt L
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@ the second one.

the only thing iv ever done is mimiced super bad and shouted 'its in' tbf i did warn her while watching the film that i was gonna do it next time
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You put your foot in it



[Edited on 11-06-2009 by _Allan_]
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quote:
Originally posted by a_j_mair
wife - "that has to be in my top 5"


PMSL at getting rated after every round

[Edited on 11-06-2009 by Hammer]
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Sounds like a teacher:

B for effort, A- for attainment
Simon
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We normally high five
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You are welcome.
BluKoo
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"You want your bottle, or do you just need your nappy changed?"
Luke
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" Thank you rhyhipnol "
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quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
"You want your bottle, or do you just need your nappy changed?"


My birds quite a bit youngeer than me, I could see that going down like the titanic to be honest
corsa - gus
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My mate once rattled his bird got up, put his clothes on, chucked a fiver on the bed next to her and walked out She was understandably raging, however that achieves quite a few cool points in my book
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oops
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa - gus
My mate once rattled his bird got up, put his clothes on, chucked a fiver on the bed next to her and walked out She was understandably raging, however that achieves quite a few cool points in my book


Im going to do this the next time the chance arises
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa - gus
quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
"You want your bottle, or do you just need your nappy changed?"


My birds quite a bit youngeer than me, I could see that going down like the titanic to be honest


Only one way to find out

One of my mates actually stopped during sex (with a fat bird) and said, "I can see my house from up here."
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa - gus
quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
"You want your bottle, or do you just need your nappy changed?"


My birds quite a bit youngeer than me, I could see that going down like the titanic to be honest


What slowly and full of salty fluid?
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quote:
Originally posted by a_j_mair

last night was another

wife - "that has to be in my top 5"


...I see what you've done here, you not only wanted to brag on about the fact you gave the missus more than just a good un last night, but you play it cool as it wasn't your best effort

Good lad
_Allan_
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Who was it on here, Andrew?. Who said the bird stopped halfway through and got up to go for a shit?

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when you've gotta go, you've gotta go
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FLOL it was Pugnut yes
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ive offered the bird £20 to do 'ass to mouth before'

unfortunatly it didnt work!
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
when you've gotta go, you've gotta go

Haha yes, similar normally gets said to my bird.
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quote:
Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
quote:
Originally posted by corsa - gus
quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
"You want your bottle, or do you just need your nappy changed?"


My birds quite a bit youngeer than me, I could see that going down like the titanic to be honest


What slowly and full of salty fluid?



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