Bart
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As probably not many of you know, im due to get married in just 6 weeks and im starting to turn my attention to wards my groom speech.
I know most of the thanks you's etc I have to give, but im looking for a couple of quick gags, something thats not common and will get the place laughing.
Anyone heard any good jokes at a wedding lately?
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Paul_J
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wrmYVzXcQs
this should do the trick.
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CorsAsh
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"You can be thankful we're not Hindu, or we'd be here for 3 days without any alcohol to make things more fun."
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Jay
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quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wrmYVzXcQs
this should do the trick.
Hes the groom not the best man
Edit: Just watched and that is funny 
[Edited on 05-07-2009 by JayM]
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K17STY
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
"You can be thankful we're not Hindu, or we'd be here for 3 days without any alcohol to make things more fun."
Yeah, I dare you. Id have a speech of my own after.
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Siberia
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http://www.thebestmanspeech.com/
the end.
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bigboykarl
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start it with... i used to hate weddings all the old foke used to poke me saying your next....they soon stopped when i started doing the same at funerals
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MarkSport
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quote:
Originally posted by bigboykarl
start it with... i used to hate weddings all the old foke used to poke me saying your next....they soon stopped when i started doing the same at funerals
now thats quality
i remember one,start off with
"hello,my names (add name) and im an alcoholic ....SHIT WRONG MEETING"
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by bigboykarl
start it with... i used to hate weddings all the old foke used to poke me saying your next....they soon stopped when i started doing the same at funerals
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SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
"You can be thankful we're not Hindu, or we'd be here for 3 days without any alcohol to make things more fun."
 
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Bart
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What I have so far (this is just a snippet of the middle):
quote:
One of the hardest things leading up to the wedding was deciding on the seating arrangement, who was going to sit where and with who...... so in the end we decided to use the wedding present list as a guide........... so for everyone sat at the front THANK YOU very much... [stand on chair].... umm.. I’m not sure if you can hear me at the back.... thanks <name here>.
I’m just kidding, I’d like to thank everyone for all your presents...... in particular I’d like to thank Mandy and Alan for the best present of all....... and that is the beautiful gift of their daughter........... I must admit, out of all the presents I’ve received today, yours is the one I’m most looking forward to unwrapping tonight.
Not too common are they?
[Edited on 06-07-2009 by Bart]
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willay
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well if it helps, I've got a best man speech to write for about 6 weeks time and I read the wedding present joke about 10 minutes into my research.
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willay
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also unwrapping their daughter, you're quite brave man arent you?
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Nath
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I've got a speech to sort for my mates wedding in September. He wants it to be unconventional and funny. So far I'm thinking of adapting a religious passage. Start off as if its serious, but then change some of the details so it fits in with me and the boys. That's all I have thus far. I'll need to knuckle down at some point.
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James
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I was best man last year. I used the website mentioned above and it went down a treat.
As for the unwrapping joke, I wouldn't if I were you.
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Tommy L
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quote:
Originally posted by bigboykarl
start it with... i used to hate weddings all the old foke used to poke me saying your next....they soon stopped when i started doing the same at funerals
I heard that someone the other day.
Would be a good opener
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Richie B
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quote:
Originally posted by Bart
I’m most looking forward to unwrapping tonight.
You can't say that
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Bart
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lol guys, your making me feel bad now.. Its not that bad is it?!
Baring in mind im on good terms with the in-laws.
[Edited on 07-07-2009 by Bart]
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Richie B
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You won't be for much longer
I'm sure the last thing they want to know is what you're going to do to their daughter that night!
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Bart
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but to be fair, it is expected on the wedding night?
I think I will keep it in for now.
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FruitBooTeR
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quote:
Originally posted by MarkSport
"hello,my names (add name) and im an alcoholic ....SHIT WRONG MEETING"
Id deffo have to start with the opening line
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