Steve X16XE
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Registered: 31st Dec 06
Location: Barnsley, South Yorkshire
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Who wants a kiss?
I have no idea how or who I got it off. You may even catch it just reading this. If so, you'll get a fat head just like me. LoL.
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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Congratulations on your melon sized bollocks.
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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Enjoy eating through a straw for 3 weeks.
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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i had that a few years ago.
they're being serious when they say relax. it can spreasdd to your balls and make you infertile
best of luck mate, i'm yet to see whether my spunk can reproduce
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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oh and the pain of eating is way too much so stick to soup
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Seegeemusic
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Registered: 22nd May 09
Location: Nottingham
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I had it few weeks ago, caught it off a mate. Dont think mine was that bad really managed to eat ok & my balls were fine HA!
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pow
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Registered: 11th Sep 06
Location: Hazlemere, Buckinghamshire
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WTF does mumps do to your balls?
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CorsAsh
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Makes them huge and infertile.
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alan-g-w
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Registered: 9th Nov 07
Location: Glasgow
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quote: Originally posted by pow
WTF does mumps do to your balls?
A strange medical phenomenon called mumping. They 'inflate' to four times their normal size.
[Edited on 07-07-2009 by alan-g-w]
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Steve X16XE
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Well balls are good so far and eating is a bit hard. It's hard to chew. My ears and ringing more than normal and all my body is aching. As long as it stays away from my balls I'll be ok.
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Steve X16XE
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quote: Originally posted by alan-g-w quote: Originally posted by pow WTF does mumps do to your balls?
A strange medical phenomenon called mumping. They 'inflate' to four times their normal size. [Edited on 07-07-2009 by alan-g-w]
I can't wait for that to happen.
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CorsAsh
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Wank like you've never wanked before.
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Steve X16XE
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LMAO! Cheers Ash.
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CorsAsh
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Trust me, I'm a designer.
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Dom
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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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Had it when i was younger, really fucked me over for about two weeks - lost weight and had the ball thing going on, wasn't pleasant. Best thing i found was ice packs on the bollocks, eased some of the pain down there
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Steve X16XE
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I'm trying to eat some food now. Damn, I've never had my mouth hurt so much!
I can't loose weight! It's taken me almost 26 years to get up to 11 stone. I'll be dead by the time it takes me to get it back.
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morpheus22
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Registered: 10th Oct 05
Location: sheffield
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dont worry steve if it does spread to your balls it wont be a great loss
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
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I've had it, got it in my bollock, horrible pain, not sure if i'm in fertile now.
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
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better get on with making a girl pregnant then carl
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Carl
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I'll be devo'd if I am, ignorance is bliss for now.
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Dom
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quote: Originally posted by Carl
I've had it, got it in my bollock, horrible pain, not sure if i'm in fertile now.
likewise, perhaps i should have got tested after but hey ho
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Jenko_Sport
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Registered: 25th May 06
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I had it a few years back realy bad, looked like chunk off the goonies
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Steve X16XE
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I look like fat Gaz from 2 Pints of Lager and a packet of crisps.
The eating thing is really doing my head in. I feel fine... untill I have to chew something. Tried bread in soup, nope. I just can't believe how much it hurts.
I've bought loads of painkillers from Asda earlier. The woman looked at me strange (might have been because of my fat head) but I just said to her that i'm going to take them all at once. No i'm not going to do an "Eck" I just said it to to see the reaction on her face. She shouldn't have judged
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Steve X16XE
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Oh and balls are still good so far.
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