Cosmo
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Are fucking stupid.
My sister's dog decided to break out of her back garden sometime this evening. Got a call about 5pm to come and help her look for it, so have been walking round for the last 4.5hrs with no joy.
Loads of people about walking dogs and jogging hadnt seen him, plus loads of kids off for school holidays so out on their bikes were helping, but nowt.
He is a lazy fucker of a dog so I expect he managed to get a few houses down and sneaked in their garden to sleep. A night in the cold and wet will teach him no doubt.
Still though my 4yr old nephew was a little upset!
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ste_p23
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You are the lord cosmo!
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J da Silva
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Sisters cannot be trusted with anything.
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by ste_p23
You are the lord cosmo!
This is true, and if I had another day spare I would create them another dog, and I would look at it and be pleased with what I have done.
But Im all booked up at the moment so no new dogs.
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Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Are fucking stupid.
My sister's dog decided to break out of her back garden sometime this evening. Got a call about 5pm to come and help her look for it, so have been walking round for the last 4.5hrs with no joy.
Loads of people about walking dogs and jogging hadnt seen him, plus loads of kids off for school holidays so out on their bikes were helping, but nowt.
He is a lazy fucker of a dog so I expect he managed to get a few houses down and sneaked in their garden to sleep. A night in the cold and wet will teach him no doubt.
Still though my 4yr old nephew was a little upset!
I stopped reading there.
Pics of sister?
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Colin
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The local chinkies will be cooking it by now 
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J da Silva
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Yes, time to cross the line myself a little, give this fucker some back! ....
Pics, etch-a-sketches, mpegs, gifs, secret shower slides of said sister?
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
The local chinkies will be cooking it by now
Funny thing is, their were some doing their garden when I walked past and the first thing I said when I got back to my sisters was the exact same as you 
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by J da Silva
Yes, time to cross the line myself a little, give this fucker some back! ....
Pics, etch-a-sketches, mpegs, gifs, secret shower slides of said sister?
They arent as fit as your sisters, I was the only one who got the good looks in my family.
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Whittie
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Fat with long hair? 
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J da Silva
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Same here, my tits are very pert and my ass is a peach.
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Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by J da Silva
Same here, my tits are very pert and my ass is a peach.
Pics.
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flybikeslee
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why has no one asked for pics of sister?
[Edited on 29-07-2009 by flybikeslee]
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J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by J da Silva
Same here, my tits are very pert and my ass is a peach.
Pics.
Webcam baby, me and you. 
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Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by flybikeslee
why has no one asked for pics of sister?
[Edited on 29-07-2009 by flybikeslee]
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swill_omnibus
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Is the dog not micro chipped and/or insured at all by any chance?
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Cosmo
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It had a collar on, is microchipped and she has pet insurance.
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ed
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One of our dogs ran away about a year ago. We had forgotten about it, but last week we got a phone call saying that the dog warden had found it in London and brought it back. The stupid thing keeps on running off and we have to keep it tied up all the time.
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Cosmo
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Its turned up!
Turns out he didnt get far (as I guessed) and was in someones garden lying down about 200m down the road from her house.
The woman checked his collar and rang her house, but she was out picking her son up from nursery so never answered. Instead of walking him round the short distance, or leaving an answerphone message she rang the dog warden who came and picked him up. This was all BEFORE I even turned up to look for him 
Why the fuck she or the dog warden couldnt bring him round, or at least give her a ring to say he was found and where he was I dont know - silly bint
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C2RL R
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do you have to pay these dog wardens?
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DaveyLC
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Dogs only run away if they arent happy IMHO..
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Cosmo
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Yep, which explains why he didnt bring it the 200m down the road back - doesnt explain why he didnt bother making a call though so we didnt spend over 4hrs looking for him and so her kids werent going skitz.
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
Dogs only run away if they arent happy IMHO..
You've never met a more spoilt dog in your whole life, otherwise Id agree
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mwg
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What sort of dog is it?
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Cosmo
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Choc Lab.
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