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Author What funny things have you seen on the back of a van!?
Twiggy
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I noticed before.....

"No tools left in the van overnight, except the driver!!"



Any others?

[Edited on 12-08-2009 by Twiggy]
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Dirtier than the neighbours wife.
Jamie-C
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quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
I noticed before.....

"No tools left in the van overnight, except the driver!!"



Any others?

[Edited on 12-08-2009 by Twiggy]


Thats a good one!

I can't think of any accept "wash me" which isn't funny at all tbh
Ian
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3lfz
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^ lol. "I wish my wife was this dirty". Not many inventive people down here.
Rob_Lee
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My other halfs dad has the

"no tools in the van" one.... he's changed the letters to "no fools

Ill get a pic
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If the van's a-rocking, don't come knocking
harrisp
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I see the " I wish my wife was this dirty" all the time, best on is though when someone write "she is when you are at work" underneath
Jay
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When I worked for DHL someone wrote on the back of my van, "Goes faster than a smackheads Giro" was pissin myself when I seen it, did take a pic but cant find it.
Demo
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"if my wife was this dirty id be at home right now"
mantamark
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"Please be quiet, illegal imigrants sleeping inside"
Jenko_Sport
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'Cleaned by Stevie Wonder'
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there a carpet company that we use which says "have you been laid by us yet?"

http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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Dunno about on a van, but we might possibly find MarkSport's sister's boyfriend in the back of one?

[Edited on 12-08-2009 by Sam]
Colin
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Once passed an HGV with

'Is Jeremy Clarkson a wanker or just a gobby twat...'

In huge letters!!
Graham88
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BluKoo
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My old bosses van...
DannyB
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that is fucking ace
Whittie
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That is fuckoing awesome.

Shame its a shop
scaron5188
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the hairdressing/barber company (gary hattos, if anyones heard of him) that my girlfriend works for, has:

"in more positions than the karma sutra"

on the back of their van lol
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
That is fuckoing awesome.

Shame its a shop


No its not. Its real. Its the back of this van.



They do vehicle wraps.
http://www.vinylcut.co.uk/id15.html

[Edited on 12-08-2009 by BluKoo]
Whittie
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Plate looked dodgy thats all
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You look dodgey really....
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I write "z20let inside" on the back of my Vauxhall Combo, don't think people fall for it though ha ha.

I want to get a sticker made up saying, "my other cars a c20let corsa" just for laffs.

Gunna steal some of the ones posted on here though.

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