Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
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The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post
in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up
behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept
there. "Well, sir," is the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 250 men
here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ...m-m-m.... urges.
That's why we have the camel, sir."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand
about urges, so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain
starts having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he
asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a stool
behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has
wild, insane sex with the camel.
When he is done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"Uh, no sir," the First Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the
camel into town."
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