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Root
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14th Aug 09 at 16:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The starfish is itching real bad.
Dom
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Root
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I'm not a dog, lol

and I don't have worms

[Edited on 14-08-2009 by Root]
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Wash it more often.
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pick out the dangle berries.
chloe16v
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have i just logged onto the wrong forum? i thought this was a corsa forum
Root
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lol, I wipe my bum properly, not with sandpaper either, it's charmin, i think. Also it gets washed once a day but, this is unbearable
mantamark
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Offday, for all your random needs
DannyB
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Sharpie in pooper

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Root
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quote:
Originally posted by cb87
have i just logged onto the wrong forum? i thought this was a corsa forum

have you not seen the other posts on here then? lol About how people waste time at work beign paid for having a poo, people talking about 'letting it fall out, takes longer'. >_< lol
Root
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quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
pick out the dangle berries.

there are no 'clegnuts', lol.
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quote:
Originally posted by cb87
have i just logged onto the wrong forum? i thought this was a corsa forum


I can actually name at least four members who may quote that and have something to say
Root
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loool. so any ideas guys? need some instant relief here
IntaCepta
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wipe properly you dirty fool
PaulW
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quote:
Originally posted by Rootand I don't have worms


How do you know you don't have worms?? Have you wiped your arse with your finger and looked under a microscope for fragmented worm bits?? Most common cause for an itchy ring are worms!
Root
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quote:
Originally posted by PaulW
quote:
Originally posted by Rootand I don't have worms


How do you know you don't have worms?? Have you wiped your arse with your finger and looked under a microscope for fragmented worm bits?? Most common cause for an itchy ring are worms!

Why would I wipe with my finger, lool. Fuck that
CorsAsh
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You could have piles. Have you noticed any blood in your stools?
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try non-bio or a different detergent.
or try a different underpant fabric.

or pay the local tramp to rim you
Cosmo
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Start being the giver and not the taker.
Root
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
You could have piles. Have you noticed any blood in your stools?

No, and adiohead, I'll try different ones, thanks. Because the missus has bought some cheap shit lately tbh so I'll give that a go
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Too much sugar can cause an itchy ring so I was told. Whether it's true or not is another question though...
JM Curdy
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talcum powder
Bonney
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A bloody good scratch?



Also, Man who goes to bed with itchy ring, Wakes up with smelly finger. (Old chineese proverb)
_Allan_
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Butt Plug?
Liam B
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Copper grease? WD40? Vaseline?

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