Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
User status: Offline
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A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an
oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse
appears to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my
testicles black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr
Smith, I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles
black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here
to wash your face and hands."
The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a
little distraught so marched over to inquire what was wrong.
"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"
Being a nurse of long-standing, the sister was
undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled
down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of the
way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas,
replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing
wrong with them!!!"
At this point the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked
again, "Are my test results back???
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