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SteveW
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19th Aug 09 at 15:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I work for a software company called Agency Sector Management.. Just had some lovely sounding lass call up to ask if we "look after Michelle Heaton".. i asked who she works for and she said.. Used to be Liberty X

Think they got the wrong number a little bit

but i wouldnt mind if we were they ones that looked after her
liamC
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19th Aug 09 at 15:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Make your own minds up, boys.......

Daimo B
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Body from Baywatch
Face from Crimewatch.
SteveW
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19th Aug 09 at 15:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

still would.. twice.... dry
Daimo B
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Sorry, im image.googling baywatch now.

That program was soooo lame, yet SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cool at the same time.
Scotty_B
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19th Aug 09 at 15:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Loving the gut.

Pic doesn't do her justice.
Hammer
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Used to have an enormous crush on her. She now works in a beauty salloon in Ireland btw.
sc0ott
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better her than bianca
J da Silva
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Did the person on the other end of the phone sound all nervous and get their words muddled up?
Ben G
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quote:
Originally posted by J da Silva
Did the person on the other end of the phone sound all nervous and get their words muddled up?


har har
J da Silva
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19th Aug 09 at 21:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Oh come on, it's only banter Ben, don't take it the wrong way.
Ben G
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i can't take banter, i must be related to nathy 87
J da Silva
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TBH Nathy takes it well and gives it out as good as he receives, in more than one sense of the phrase.
Ben G
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19th Aug 09 at 21:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

not in the will doyle support thread he didn't

quote:
Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
You lot seriously dont know how to take a fucking joke do ya? Yes i made a gigantic FAIL but it's something i can look back and laugh at. Fucking hell christ.

Even Doyle knew i wasn't being serious when i said it.

[Edited on 19-08-2009 by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo]


anyway back to michelle heaton. shes best mates with jordan is she not? schlllagggg
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I missed that, statement retracted, he really has a huuuuge chip doesn't he, that Nathy guy?


I wasn't aware Jordan had any friends tbh, hence her attention seeking antics only when the press are out.
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would
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She has a vagina, thats all i care about atm, infact twice dry sounds like a fucking sound idea steve :lol;

Roast??
J da Silva
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In answer to the question, I would happily dine on her labia's like they were choc ices.
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Choc ices

Bulldog with a bowl of porridge.
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quote:
Originally posted by J da Silva
In answer to the question, I would happily dine on her labia's like they were choc ices.


AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Just made my morning dude
LukeD
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20th Aug 09 at 09:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

without a doubt would.

nathy_87
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Deffiantly would! No questions asked tbh.

Ben G, yes i have a very short temper, adn the fact of what i said about Doyle, he did take as a joke, and yes i u2u'd him tellin gthat i didn't mean anyhting bad by it, it was a joke, he said he knows so it's all good.
Joe
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20th Aug 09 at 12:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Id look after her.
Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by Joe
Id look after her.




Joe
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In any form possible, so locking her in the basement for 20 years and having some spawn with her. I'd take that.

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