stan_the_man
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During a nice day out shopping yesterday, me and the missus were having a nice day etc etc. Until sudently this question arose.....
Im not one for telling porkies, so told her....
So after a 3 hour drive back from Newcastle in silence, i felt a bit awkward to say the least
Anyone else had this situation?
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MarkM
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ha ha
I always knock 2/3 off the total.
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Cosmo
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Did she not take it well when you split it into the amount of women and men then?
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John G
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non of her buisiness to be honest
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stan_the_man
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Did she not take it well when you split it into the amount of women and men then?
Especially when i brought out the pre-prepared bar graph.
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stan_the_man
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quote:
Originally posted by John G
non of her buisiness to be honest
Well that was my thoughts too. Oh well.....
I said, 'this is why you dont ask questions like this'
[Edited on 31-08-2009 by stan_the_man]
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Cosmo
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Originally posted by stan_the_man
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Originally posted by Cosmo
Did she not take it well when you split it into the amount of women and men then?
Especially when i brought out the pre-prepared bar graph.
Well there was your problem.
Everyone knows women only understand pie charts, your bar graph probably just confused her and she spent the trip back trying to figure it out.
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stan_the_man
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Ahh i see now. Noted.
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Cosmo
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Go back with a pie chart and Im sure everything will be fine.
Maybe rate everyone you have slept with and show her this to calm her down, Im sure when she sees she is around mid-table it will explain things.
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Carl
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Maybe you shouldn't have mentioned how many were better fucks that her.
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Shelly
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still count mine on one hand (just) I don't think that's bad for being 27
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Chris F
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I just tell em its an un-lucky number
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Lawrah
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I find this rediculous that people get fucked off with their other halfs preivious lifes. Fuck sake we have all been round the block a few times.
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stan_the_man
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
I find this rediculous that people get fucked off with their other halfs preivious lifes. Fuck sake we have all been round the block a few times.
Exactly. Im fucked off with it. She has a past thats far from rosey and i couldnt care less.
P45 i reckon....
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Lawrah
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Indeed, dump her and lets pump.
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Matt H
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How many has she had? In comparison to you?
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Xs
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I'd rather not know tbh, not sure I'd want to be with a bird who'd be pumped rotten previous to me meeting her.
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stan_the_man
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Originally posted by Matt H
How many has she had? In comparison to you?
Ive not even asked. Dont care.
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Lawrah
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Originally posted by Xs
I'd rather not know tbh, not sure I'd want to be with a bird who'd be pumped rotten previous to me meeting her.
Yeah the question should not be brought up at all.
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sand-eel
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quote:
Originally posted by stan_the_man
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Originally posted by Lawrah
I find this rediculous that people get fucked off with their other halfs preivious lifes. Fuck sake we have all been round the block a few times.
Exactly. Im fucked off with it. She has a past thats far from rosey and i couldnt care less.
P45 i reckon....
P45 indeed
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Carl
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Just use domestos as lube, give her insides a good de-grease.
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Bonney
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Originally posted by Carl
Just use domestos as lube, give her insides a good de-grease.
Don't use your old lad, Get the bog brush. Reaches the places he can't 
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Gareth F
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Makes me feel shit talking about my gf's past and mine too so we "dont go there"
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DC90
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Everybody has a past..doesn't mean I want to fucking hear it though.
Knowing stuff about pasts is just a mind fuck.
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J da Silva
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Originally posted by MarkM
ha ha
I always knock 2/3 off the total.
Depends on whether your a slutty stud though MarkM, if you've shagged over 70 women, 2 or 3 less isn't going to ease the pain much. 
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