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nick_sri
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28th Sep 09 at 20:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
post up your best chat up one liners , need some inspiration next time im wasted


"your eyes are the same colour as my porsche"
Cosmo
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28th Sep 09 at 20:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
want to go out for a drink sometime, as mates, but not as mates really, maybe more, sex or something?

that via u2u to Clive often works.
will_doyle
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28th Sep 09 at 20:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wanna sit on my face?
Cosmo
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28th Sep 09 at 20:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by will_doyle
wanna sit on my face?


and did he?
12vStig
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28th Sep 09 at 20:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
*beckon lass over with finger*

"if i can make you come that quickly with one finger... think of what else i can do"
andy1868
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if i were to rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and O together


sorry i'm dyslexic
sand-eel
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28th Sep 09 at 20:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"get your coat, I've got a knife"
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
if i were to rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and O together


sorry i'm oRbbo
LukeS
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28th Sep 09 at 20:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by will_doyle
wanna sit on my face?


and did he?


Hahaha
DannyB
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28th Sep 09 at 20:49   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You don't smell much for a fat lass.
*JonnyG*
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28th Sep 09 at 20:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
if i were to rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and O together


sorry i'm oRbbo
Richardhhha
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28th Sep 09 at 20:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"do you like my new calone its called chloroform"
will_doyle
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28th Sep 09 at 20:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by will_doyle
wanna sit on my face?


and did he?



no
sand-eel
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28th Sep 09 at 20:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by will_doyle
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by will_doyle
wanna sit on my face?


and did he?



no


y
will_doyle
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28th Sep 09 at 21:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
quote:
Originally posted by will_doyle
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by will_doyle
wanna sit on my face?


and did he?



no


y


cos I don't use that chat up line on the men.. I use it on the lasses
Cosmo
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28th Sep 09 at 21:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
y
JM Curdy
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28th Sep 09 at 21:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
do you live in a fruit bowl?

cos you have an ass like a peach! aowww
DannyB
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28th Sep 09 at 21:03   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Do you want a drink or shall I just give you the money?
Jake
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28th Sep 09 at 21:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Do you want a drink or shall I just give you the money?


my mate offered to buy some girl a drink he was talking to, they went to the bar and and she got served first...so he did what any other bloke would have done and thats reinburse her for the drink she just bought
c4rsa-sport
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28th Sep 09 at 21:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
You don't smell much for a fat lass.


also "you dont sweat much for a fat bird"
DannyB
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Wow, you have a face like a box of fire damaged lego.
N3CRO
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28th Sep 09 at 21:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 12vStig
*beckon lass over with finger*

"if i can make you come that quickly with one finger... think of what else i can do"


oceansoul
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28th Sep 09 at 21:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Lets not turn this rape into a murder
sand-eel
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28th Sep 09 at 21:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by will_doyle
quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
quote:
Originally posted by will_doyle
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by will_doyle
wanna sit on my face?


and did he?



no


y


cos I don't use that chat up line on the men.. I use it on the lasses


What do they say? "fuck off *slap*", "GTF" etc etc?
Pip308
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28th Sep 09 at 21:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hi, my mate wants to know if you think i'm fit?

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