Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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I used to think that if I got a glass of liquid and stirred it for ages, eventually there would get more and more in it  I don't even know what gave me the idea!
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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used to think ghosts were real 
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John G
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Registered: 18th Jul 05
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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I thought santa was real 
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Joe
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Registered: 20th Jun 04
Location: Hesketh Bank, Lancashire
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Originally posted by Little_Duke
I believed I had my eyes swapped round
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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God was probably the stupidest thing
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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that my dad's spunk would make me like He-man. Foolish.
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Tom G
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Registered: 4th Aug 08
Location: Cheshire
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Originally posted by Carl
that my dad's spunk would make me like He-man. Foolish.
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DizzyRebel
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Registered: 2nd Jan 09
Location: Lincoln
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If you played with your willy it would fall off.
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Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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Oh yeah, and I was also told that if I poked around in my belly button I would go pop
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CORSA NUT
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Registered: 3rd Aug 01
Location: Wirral
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I remember my mum saying the whole 'If the wind changes your face will stick like that' crap to me.
So i went upstairs to her room were she had a fan on her bedside table...Turned it to number 1...put my tounge out...then pressed number 3....
Fuck all happend i just looked a twat 
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BarnshaW
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Registered: 25th Oct 06
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remember the double ended ink erasers you had at school, rumour was that the eraser end was made out of pigs wee because it smelt of piss.
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CORSA NUT
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Registered: 3rd Aug 01
Location: Wirral
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Oh and eating the seeds from fruit and they would grow trees in your tummy
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Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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quote:
Originally posted by CORSA NUT
I remember my mum saying the whole 'If the wind changes your face will stick like that' crap to me.
So i went upstairs to her room were she had a fan on her bedside table...Turned it to number 1...put my tounge out...then pressed number 3....
Fuck all happend i just looked a twat
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Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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another one was if you swallow chewing gum it gets caught round your insides and kills you!
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Hammer
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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I thought your old man cutting the chord determined the length of your cock for the rest of your life, cursed the cunt every day of his life until I found out otherwise.
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BluKoo
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Registered: 8th Apr 02
Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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quote:
Originally posted by Tiger
Oh yeah, and I was also told that if I poked around in my belly button I would go pop
My mum used to tell me i went invisible when i poked my belly button. I believed that up until i tried it out infront of the mirror.
I used to think that to get a woman pregnant, you peed inside them.
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DizzyRebel
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Registered: 2nd Jan 09
Location: Lincoln
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eating the crust on bread to make my hair go curly, i wasnt fond of the idea of curly hair so i refused to eat them.
Another one was if i ate sprouts they would put colour in my cheeks and carrots would make me see in the dark. I tried for a whole week to get my face to go green and to be able to see in the dark but neither happened so i vowed never to eat them, or beleive anything else i was told ever again!
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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If you wanked your hand would turn green.
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DizzyRebel
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Registered: 2nd Jan 09
Location: Lincoln
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Originally posted by Sam
If you wanked your hand would turn green.
i wondered why they said gardeners have green fingers 
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RCoughtrie
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Registered: 31st Oct 04
Location: East Ayrshire Scotland
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girls pissed out their bum
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gez bay
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Registered: 14th Feb 08
Location: South Wales drives: Vxr
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if you slept with your legs or arms dangling off the bed a mouse would come around in the night with a knife and fork and take them off.
im not even joking
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CORSA NUT
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Registered: 3rd Aug 01
Location: Wirral
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GF-91
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Registered: 8th Jul 09
Location: Burnley!
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quote:
Originally posted by gez bay
if you slept with your legs or arms dangling off the bed a mouse would come around in the night with a knife and fork and take them off.
im not even joking
I believed something similar.
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gez bay
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Registered: 14th Feb 08
Location: South Wales drives: Vxr
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and if you went to bed with your socks on your feet wouldn't grow
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Matt.H
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Registered: 12th Mar 03
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Can't think of one myself but my ex told me her mum and dad used to tell her that when the ice cream man came round playing his music it meant he'd ran out lol.
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