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Ste

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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Taif, Saudi Arabia
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7th Nov 09 at 07:55

Sky has won the rights to screen the first Origami Championships. It's available on paper view.

[Edited on 07-11-2009 by Ste W]

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.

Ste

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Location: Taif, Saudi Arabia
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7th Nov 09 at 07:58

Driving to work this morning, I passed a bloke in an RAC van. He was sobbing uncontrollably and looked thoroughly miserable.I thought to myself, “That man’s heading for a breakdown.”

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.

richc

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Registered: 24th Mar 07
Location: Ilkeston
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7th Nov 09 at 08:11

'Hes a dark horse 'int he.....'

'Who'?

'Black beauty'

Ste

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Location: Taif, Saudi Arabia
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7th Nov 09 at 08:14

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.

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Registered: 9th Aug 02
Location: Southend, Essex Drives: Mini Cooper S
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7th Nov 09 at 11:53

What's long, hard and full of seamen?

A Submarine.

Danny W

Organiser: East Midlands
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Registered: 14th Nov 05
Location: Northamptonshire
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7th Nov 09 at 11:57

Whats pink & fluffy?

Pink Fluff

Smoke Grey 5 Door

EastMids Regional Events

Gareth F

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7th Nov 09 at 12:10

Whats brown and sticky

A stick

Pip308

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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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7th Nov 09 at 12:13

whats pink and fluffy - pink fluff
whats blue and fluffy - pink fluff holding it breath

whats pink and fucks old ladies - me in my pink suit
whats blue and fucks old ladies - pneumonia

mark_gsi

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Registered: 1st Nov 03
Location: Peterlee/darlington
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7th Nov 09 at 15:16

quote:
Originally posted by Ste W
Driving to work this morning, I passed a bloke in an RAC van. He was sobbing uncontrollably and looked thoroughly miserable.I thought to myself, “That man’s heading for a breakdown.”

Carl

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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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7th Nov 09 at 15:24

Woke up this morning with loads of planes in my bed, I'd left landing light on.

Pip308

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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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7th Nov 09 at 15:38

i've got gammon flu, thought it was swine flu so i went to the doctors and they cured me

mark_gsi

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Location: Peterlee/darlington
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7th Nov 09 at 15:39

macky

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Location: Albrighton, Wolverhampton
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7th Nov 09 at 17:23

i went to the library to take out a book on suicide. i asked the woman at the desk where it was because it couldn't find it. she told me that she didn't have it because the last chap who took it out never brought it back

GTM

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Registered: 24th Nov 08
Location: Kingswinford, West Midlands
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7th Nov 09 at 17:41

I walked past currys the other day and saw a TV for sale in the shop window, the advert said:

TV FOR SALE
VOLUME STUCK ON FULL
ONLY £1

i thought to myself, i cant turn that down.

[Edited on 07-11-2009 by GTM]

Pip308

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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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7th Nov 09 at 17:44

i walked into an optician...

FlaFFy_91

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Registered: 30th Sep 08
Location: Formby, Merseyside
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8th Nov 09 at 00:25

quote:
Originally posted by Gareth F
Whats brown and sticky

A stick

whats brown and sticky

a nigger with a prit stick

whats brown and sticky

my poster of beyonce

Richardhhha

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Registered: 29th Sep 07
Location: Croydon, Greater London
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8th Nov 09 at 00:42

^^^ bad bad bad...

Ingham

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Registered: 9th May 08
Location: Burnley, Lancashire
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8th Nov 09 at 02:50

Ommmmm hahahahaha! Good though.

scoob

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Registered: 16th Oct 03
Location: Beverley, E Riding of Yorkshire
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8th Nov 09 at 17:20

quote:
Originally posted by GTM
I walked past currys the other day and saw a TV for sale in the shop window, the advert said:

TV FOR SALE
VOLUME STUCK ON FULL
ONLY £1

i thought to myself, i cant turn that down.

[Edited on 07-11-2009 by GTM]

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