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Jenko_Sport
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17th Nov 09 at 21:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Gf had nice cold hands so naturally get her to cup my balls as they felt rather warm.

To which she came out with the comment........

'You know when you pick up dog poo in a bag, you balls feel like that'
Whittie
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So you're saying you have pooey balls?
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quote:
Originally posted by Jenko_Sport
Gf had nice cold hands so naturally get her to cup my balls as they felt rather warm.

To which she came out with the comment........

'You know when you pick up dog poo in a bag, you balls smell like that'



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Jenko_Sport
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Was more to do with them being warm.
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I wouldn't brag about having a poo scrotum tbh mate.
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quote:
Originally posted by Jenko_Sport
Gf had nice cold hands so naturally get her to cup my balls as they felt rather warm.

To which she came out with the comment........

'You know when you pick up dog poo in a bag, you balls feel like that'



I find Whitties are a similar feel tbh
Whittie
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They're not warm tonight tbh doug. Little bit n-cold.
Doug
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n-cup that shit!
Whittie
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n-shower and i'll see you on the sexbox.
Doug
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Not tonight. Cleaning the flat as I have an inspection this week
Whittie
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Inspection? Fail.

Set the smoke alarm off in my whole building before, people were knocking on the door asking if everything was okay
Tiger
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hope she didnt mean dog trots.
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Girls say the most fucked up things at times.

Tonight while watching im a celeb, I point to the TV & say who's that....Jade answers....its that snooker player...Jimmy........Hendrix.
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No, Jimmy Carr is the snooker player
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Wasn't there a section in FHM or Loaded called "out the mouths of birds" or something...?

My missus came out with a belter the other day. We were round my parents having Sunday roast and my dad was asking if she'd ever been gliding. She said she'd be too scared to do it and then asked "how do they get down?"
I couldn't look at my dad, I was trying so hard to keep a straight face whilst he cried laughing. Poor girl
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I dont get that last one, whats gliding?
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quote:
Originally posted by LukeS
I dont get that last one, whats gliding?


basically a plane with no motor? Get pulled up and then left 2 'glide' back down?
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Something you can't do on an Xbox.
LukeS
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quote:
Originally posted by corse-seth
quote:
Originally posted by LukeS
I dont get that last one, whats gliding?


basically a plane with no motor? Get pulled up and then left 2 'glide' back down?


Ohh i was thinking it was when people do it with them wings, thats why it confused me haha
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quote:
Originally posted by LukeS
quote:
Originally posted by corse-seth
quote:
Originally posted by LukeS
I dont get that last one, whats gliding?


basically a plane with no motor? Get pulled up and then left 2 'glide' back down?


Ohh i was thinking it was when people do it with them wings, thats why it confused me haha


that's hang gliding. Then you have paragliding which you sit under a parachute.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Something you can't do on an Xbox.


lmfao

LukeS
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Bullying tbh

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