Richardhhha
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Registered: 29th Sep 07
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hay peeps just wondering what the women in your lifes come out with in there sleep, ether be it talking or making wered noises ect.
latest one for me was the misses at about 3am smacking me on the arm saying that alice coper had invaded parlement with a ord of spiders and she doesn't like spiders so can i squish them....
now what wered shit have you encountered?
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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I don't encounter weird shit like that. But I can happily have a full blown conversation with Shell when she's asleep.
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Root
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Registered: 28th Dec 08
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She just often dreams that I cheat on her and one morning before she woke up I gave her a kiss and she woke up and head butted me, thinking that I had cheated on her. loool, insecurity much?
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bigdan
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Registered: 4th Jan 07
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mine woke up about 2 weeks ago saying
Laura-'hes weird on the tv'
Me- 'who'
Laura- 'him hes got a hard on'
Me-'who, whats he called'
Laura-'olly'
Me' who the fucks olly'
Laura-'olly off the xfactor'
Me-' fucking weirdo you like its danny dyers deadliest men u mong'
Laura- *giggles*
then went back to sleep
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Richardhhha
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tbh she's had me saying "i think we need an engine crain" so i think we both say wered shit lol
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DizzyRebel
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Registered: 2nd Jan 09
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She just mumbles in her sleep, often mutters 'its on' in her sleep. Best one i had i was woken up by her mounting me, kissing my shoulder completely fast asleep.... sleep rape FTW.
Apparently ive rolled over and screamed 'fuck off' in her face whilst fast asleep.
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jamied
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she once said "the coleslaw is in the other bag"
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pow
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My ex once sat bolt upright in bed and went "the rabbits! are the rabbits away?".
I said yes and she went back to sleep
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Corsa_Quadz
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Was dead asleep and i was woken up by the bed shaking....
I sit up and regain conciousness to sit my misses stamping on the bed..
Im like "what the fuck are you doing!" her reply consisted of some groaning like spacka noise and the word "spid"
What a fucking loon tbh
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Kurt
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Registered: 23rd Oct 05
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Mainly snoring tbh, usually both have colds.. She's elbowed me in the face before now
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Matt L
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Ex - nothing
current - never stayed the night i prefer my bed to myself now haha.
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Jake
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quote: Originally posted by Richardhhha
hay peeps just wondering what the women in your lifes come out with in there sleep, ether be it talking or making wered noises ect.
latest one for me was the misses at about 3am smacking me on the arm saying that alice coper had invaded parlement with a ord of spiders and she doesn't like spiders so can i squish them....
now what wered shit have you encountered?
thats early signs of dementia get rid while you can
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a_j_mair
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Registered: 23rd Jan 04
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quote: Originally posted by DizzyRebel
Apparently ive rolled over and screamed 'fuck off' in her face whilst fast asleep.
Roid rage
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taylorboosh
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ive apparently said when yea asked me if i wanted bacon in the morning, "right ok bye, thanks for your time" in my bt voice
but she just groans n moans
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flybikeslee
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Registered: 2nd Jan 07
Location: Liverpool
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can have full blown random conversations, usually film then and show her in the morning and she makes out ive made it up
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Bonney
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Location: St Helens
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I smashed my girlfreinds head in to the wall whilst in a deep sleep. Needless to say she woke up with a headache!
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lostboy
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Fucking LOL @ this thread, never heard much of a peep from my last lass, she snored once and I told her in the morning but she denied it. I was wide awake though.
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P1CK4D
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quote: Originally posted by Bonney66
I smashed my girlfreinds head in to the wall whilst in a deep sleep. Needless to say she woke up with a headache!
Sleeping Anger Managment issues.
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Shell
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Registered: 14th Oct 08
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Alledgedly I talk away to Alex in my sleep. I think he lies. Well kind of. I have been told by others that I talk in my sleep so I guess it's hefty evidence I never hear a sound from him, but probably because I'm such a deep sleeper.
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harrisp
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Registered: 15th Dec 07
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Girlfriend doesn't really say much in her sleep (makes a change), but I have hit her in my sleep (obviously would never do it knowingly) and have shouted "fuck off" etc
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RCS
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I've said a few random things whilst sleeping with the missus.
1. Woke up, then in a calm voice said 'Theres somebody outside the door...'. That freaked her out!
2. 'Did you just give me a blowjob?' Must have been having a good dream!
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am4nf
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Registered: 27th Jul 08
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my gf says all sorts of wierd shit, can remember what it was the last time but I can talk back to her and she keeps going
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am4nf
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Infact I saved one as a message in my phone last time
her "Its like a party"
me "whats like a party?"
her "am trying to say its like a part of the family"
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
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quote: Originally posted by DizzyRebel
She just mumbles in her sleep, often mutters 'its on'
Is this while cocking an invisible side arm?
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bubble
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Registered: 24th Jan 04
Location: Darwin, NT Australia.
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my ex once said in her sleep "fuck me that helicopter is low."
[Edited on 18-11-2009 by bubble]
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